the devil is such a loser compared to the other Cosmic Entity puppets. even asmodeus. i love it.

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the devil is such a loser compared to the other Cosmic Entity puppets. even asmodeus. i love it.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF JOKE THEY'RE PLAYING OVER AT WATCHER HQ BUT YOU CAN BE DAMN SURE IF THAT WAS ME HOSTING I WOULD'VE KILLED RYAN BERGARA WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!"
"BUT JUST ONE QUESTION! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"
"IT'S TRUE, NICE GUYS FINISH LAST! AND I'M THE LEAST NICE AND LEAST LAST."
this is why its taking so long to decide about the souls BTW.
I’m at work rn so I can’t draw but you guys see my vision right
boquet for his sweetie sunday. yeah
theres a lot of things i want to kno in puppet history lore and one of them is why death is posed almost like some girl on a frank franzetta cover in the puzzle illustration. look. this isnt hetero behavior
hey what if they Did defeat the hologram Professor/substitute and the Devil yoinked his quasi-soul and said “hey. if i make you a demon you could possess whoever you wanted to get their body.” so not only does he Return but Ryan “I Am Not My Fear” “Beef Boy” Bergara finally gets haunted, and it’s by the fucking ghost-demon-hologram of the Professor. would that be fucked up or what.
Mr Devil, sir, do you get any say in who gets to go to Hell? The big cheese upstairs seems pretty bossy... Anyway, if you don't, who would you send and why?
"THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING HIM FROM STOPPING ME EITHER, BUT USUALLY HE DOESN'T CARE. BIG SURPRISE!"
"THE MORE THE MERRIER I SAY, BUT TRUST ME: THE PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE HERE ARE HERE! SO IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT, LIKE, RONALD REAGAN IS UP TO, I KNOW THE ANSWER. (HINT: IT RHYMES WITH 'TURNING'!)"