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Okay but what about, detachable dick? Like it was an after thought to his cyborg body do in reality he removes the plate and have to attach a dick.

I’m such a fool for never thinking about a detachable dick. The world will become Genji’s oyster since he’d probably have a ton of options and styles to pick from and pleasure his partner.

#mod mumbles back #the dickourse #i'm such a fool for never thinking about this #bless you anon #genji would probably have a lot of fun trying out different dicks on his partner #probs also talk really dirty as well #and ask you how the current one he's using feels #mmmmmmmmmmmmmm-- i love this #his dick and his happiness are now the biggest of moods for me #Anonymous

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UNGODLY NOISE???" "THIS DICK!" *pulls penis off suspiciously high shelf*

wHAT IS AIR ANYMORE???

#mod mumbles back #the dickourse #imagine if the dick fell off the shelf and onto someone #and they just yeet the bitch across the room #'oh there's my dick' - genji #Anonymous

I cant help but imagine that the “locating app” makes it glow or light up really bright,, he wakes up in the middle of the night to find his junk glowing almost blindingly bright and s/o cackling

Omg just imagine if Genji Shimada get’s startled by his own dick and that’s why his partner is cackling loudly because this boy just got startled by his own dick.

#mod mumbles back #the dickourse #genji shimada the man with multiple dicks #gets scared by one glowing boy #more news at five #Anonymous

OKAY BUT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT IF WHEN HE TURNS IT ON TO FIND IT ALL OF A SUDDEN S/O IS WRITHING BECAUSE THEY HAD IT TO KEEP THEM "OCCUPIED"

“Oh, that’s where my dick was.”

#mod mumbles back #the dickourse #I CAN'T BREATH #MY INHALER ISN'T MEANT TO HANDLE THE JOYIN MY SOUL #Anonymous

Does.... Does the Genji dick connect to bluetooth? 😂

Yes, and for no reason, this one has blue lights on it.

#mod mumbles back #the dickourse #'babe are you ready for my bluetooth dick???'#genji shimada will have too much fun with these dicks of his #a common conversation with him would be him sending you pictures of his new dicks #and talking about them and which one's he wants to use #Anonymous

Genji... With... A dick locator app.... That locates his dicks...

I feel like that app would get used more often than it should, either by Genji or his partner.

#mod mumbles back #the dickourse #this boy is a mess with his dicks #he likes leaving some lying around for when the mood hits #theyaoiarmy

Lol genji dick lost in the bathtub or it random buzzing during meetings

Now all I can hear is the sound of a vibrating dick in a porcelain tub and I’m crying.

#mod mumbles back #the dickourse #detachable dick chaos 2k18 #i can't stop crying and laughing #fatedeniedhope

So what if Genji keeps his dick attached to him for safekeeping when he's off duty (since we can all agree he's prone to using it) so everyone on his team had the app so they can keep tabs on where he's at?

Just think of Winston and Genji’s partner telling the newly recalled Overwatch to download the ‘track my dick app’ and tells everyone that this is how everyone will keep tabs on where Genji is at.

Just think of how difficult it is for Winston to keep a straight face and even voice. How Genji’s partner is trying to hide their cat ate the canary smile, while Hanzo just looks so dead and detached from this world.

#mod mumbles back #jesse and genji's s/o would probably get a kick out of this app #Anonymous #the dickourse

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