Prompt: Kerry trying to tell Miles he has Dragon Physiology (maybe Western Dragon Physiology) and Miles completely misunderstanding what he's saying
“Miles I really need you to listen to me. It’s super important!!” Kerry said, trying to draw the man’s attention to him. Maybe a walk through the park hadn’t been the best idea for this but damnit he really wanted to address this tonight. Miles had to know before they got too far and it came out some other way.
“Huh? What’s up, Kerry?” Miles turned back to his boyfriend, confused and worried. Had he missed something? Whatever it was the other would tell him soon.
“I-.. I’m a dragon.” He waited, watching the taller man for some sort of reaction. The laughter that came was unexpected.
“Aww, of course you are Ker! My little dragon come to steal the princess- er.. prince away?”
“We don’t really do that now adays. I mean if you want to get captured I could probably find a cave or something but-”
“You’d find a cave to play capture the princess with me? You’re too sweet for me sometimes”
“Miles!! This is serious though. I mean it, I am a dragon.”
“You can be whatever you want to be babe, but when we live together I’m stealing half your hoard.”