#the eldest

[sirscampi]

@just-another-idk you may have denied the uno allegations but i still believe !!

[angeliquecho]

"I still remember the day you were born like yesterday"

For @just-another-idk ,chapter 53 of the eldest special

If you haven't already- please read the series!! (The eldest AND gentle hands)

(Ignore the quality idk why it drops down no matter what i do)

[just-another-idk]

Jake Sully’s Guide: How to Raise a Daughter Who Will Absolutely Bully You Forever

(Do not follow… unless you want to be emotionally, verbally, and strategically outmatched for life.)

• Let her get away with everything because “she’s just a kid.” Congratulations, she’s now a professional.

• Never say no. Ever. Not once. Not even by accident.

• Laugh when she roasts you. Bonus points if you encourage it.

• Let her call you “old man” and respond like it’s funny. It will never stop.

• Drop everything the second she says “dad.” She will weaponise this.

• Let her win arguments she clearly lost. She will remember this as proof she’s always right.

• Allow physical affection at all times, no boundaries. You are now furniture.

• Tell her she can always come to you no matter what. She will. For everything. Forever. Even if it’s for help burying a body

• Let her “help” you with important tasks. You will do the work. She will supervise.

• Let her make fun of your appearance. You will question yourself later.

• Admit she’s your favourite (even accidentally). The other kids will know. She will weaponise it.

• Always defend her, even when she’s clearly the problem. She will become the problem.

• Give her emotional safety. She will use it to emotionally destroy you (lovingly).

Let her know she doesn’t have to earn your love. She will take that and run wild.

Let her see that she can soften you instantly. She will use that to her every advantage - Let her see that you’d do anything for her. She will test this.

- Tell her she’ll always be your baby. She will act accordingly to get her way

- And most importantly: Love her so much she never doubts it for a second.

Because then she’ll know—

no matter what she does—

you’re not going anywhere.

…and that’s when the real bullying begins.

[cofies-of-ntymsluvr]

Pumpkin and Tarsem 😔

The Eldest — @just-another-idk

edit: forgot to put her scars 🥀

[loaf-with-jam]

pumpkin teasing spider abt being tiny af among giants 😩

I gotchu homie🫵😏

"How to walk with short friend"

Another one👇😩

[heynyxiepixie]

i'm doing the sketch for IDK's art competition and uh

wHICH OF PUMPKIN'S EYES IS FUCKED UP?????? I DON'T REMEMBER

and now part of me is doubting that one of her eyes is even fucked at all which is SO great like did i haLLUCINATE AN ENTIRE PLOT POINT?????

[kitten-blog12]

Pumpkin from "the eldest" being pamper in kisses by her sempul and sa'nok

@just-another-idk

Btw:credits to gonzais on patreon for the base