#the epsilon program

[y0ur-future-boyfriendd]

currently making Michael join the epsilon program and I'm where he has to wear the robes for 10 days but the shit he says while wearing them is so funny to me cause like wdym "trees can talk but they're not very interesting" shut up Michael 😭

[murumokirby360]

GTA V Radio Commercial: The Epsilon Program #2

Chris Formage: Why aren’t I more successful?

Chris Formage [background]: What’s limiting my true potential?

Chris Formage: Why am I more pretty?

Chris Formage [background]: How do I get more powerful tools?

Chris Formage: Am I descendant of crab?

Chris Formage [background]: Why are women made from sand?

Chris Formage: Why have so many famous people sorted out?

Chris Formage [background]: How much does wisdom cost?

Chris Formage: What is ‘The Epsilon Program’?

Female Epsilonist: Kifflom!

Male Epsilonist: Kifflom!

All Epsilonists: Kifflom!

Chris Formage: We speak a hundred-sixty languages on six continents. We are The Epsilon Program!

[murumokirby360]

GTA V Radio Commercial: The Epsilon Program #1

Chris Formage: What is DNA?

Chris Formage [background]: How old is the earth?

Chris Formage: What's holding me back?

Chris Formage [background]: Are we all from the same tree?

Chris Formage: Why is Science so confused?

Chris Formage [background]: How many women can I lie with?

Chris Formage: Can I pay money and have all of life's answers?

Female Epsilonist: Yes!

Male Epsilonist: Yes!

All Epsilonists: YES!

Chris Formage: We speak a hundred-sixty languages on six continents. Including Antarctica.

Female Epsilonist lived in Antarctica: Kifflom!

Chris Formage: We are The Epsilon Program!