#the fords

[northwitchblog]

"Behind them, Death himself."

One day you'll witness my Samhain in full splendor — and maybe even the Ball of the Dead 💀

A sacred rite among the Fords…

For now, just Lilian Ford in all her beauty 💙

A stunning dress by @sentate 

[grakattack]

cheri was SO please please please sabrina carpenter in her video (rip my girl), so drew her in some sab and her own kidnapping my brother and cheating on my gay husband outfit 😋 @deykxn

[divaatrait]

U-Brite's Class of 2025 🎓

After long talks with her counselors and the dean of admissions, Natty was able to change her major in her final year. With enough relevant credits to transfer from a Music Theory major to that of Art Design , Natty has taken her first big step towards the world of fashion design and styling. However, she hasn't worked up the courage to tell her parents about her choice just yet...

[lizzieehearts]

The Fords ~ Chapter One

"You can't! That's not how it works, Anni!" Giovanna's voice rang through the mansion, worsening Alyssa's already pounding headache.

"Worked," Annibelle corrected, sauntering past her sister, "and, besides, don't you have bigger things to be worrying about?"

"Like what?" as much as Giovanna hated to admit it, Annibelle always knew more than she did.

"Like your other older sister, who as of right now is lounging in bed with her boyfriend, hungover and with an ear-splitting headache, after being out all night partying. Again."

"Ally," this time it was Camila's voice that spoke, "you can't keep doing this."

The youngest sister entered Alyssa's room and opened the curtains, causing the two people lying in bed to groan.

"What time is it?" Alyssa's boyfriend, Jonathan, mumbled.

"Hey Anni, what time is it? My watch broke again." Camila yelled, peeking her head out the door.

"Time for these two lovebirds to get off their asses and do something meaningful with their lives." Annibelle poked her upper half through the doorway, plastering on her most obviously fake smile, before turning her head in her other sister's direction and whispering," Thirty-seven minutes past eleven, get your watch fixed."

As Annibelle left the room, Giovanna called after her.

"Wait! Aren't you going to tell them?"

Annibelle didn't answer, but as she reached the bottom of the stairs shouted up a simple "Later, sluts." and that seemingly was answer enough for Giovanna, as she stormed off, heading towards her room.

- - -

All throughout dinner, Giovanna did nothing other than glare at the eldest of the sisters, heavily confusing Alyssa and Camila. Annibelle too, partly.

"Aren't you going to tell them?" Giovanna asked, angrily, finally breaking her silence.

"If you're so keen on them knowing, then why don't you tell them yourself?" Annibelle responded, never one to back down from a fight.

"Anni's planning to steal the throne!"

"Okay, first of all, I didn't expect you to actually tell them, second of all, I prefer the term 'dethrone the rich'-" before Annibelle could finish, she was cut off by her closest sister.

"Why?" was all Alyssa said, and all she had to.

"Because we have a corrupt monarchy and I want to fix that."

"Anni, you know we support you, but this? Is this really how you want to be remembered?" Camila gently placed her hand on top of her sister's as she spoke, only for Annibelle to jerk away, saying, "I want to be remembered as a queen, the best one this country has ever seen. And I can easily do it, with or without you."

With that, she left.

Giovanna sighed, "She's dead. She's actually dead."

[comellaah-leah]

[mintquartz]

one of the best things about having a geeky dad is that he can beat the level you’ve been stuck on forever!

[2am-billdip-headcanons-blog]

headcanon that mabel wanted to join the girl scouts in gravity falls since she was a girl scout back home, but the only troop in the whole town was full so she was like “fine heck u im making my own scouts” and formed the ‘glitter girls’, who sold mabel’s “WORLD FAMOUS SPRINKLE UNICORN FUN-TIME PIXIE BROWNIE BARS!”. the troop was made of candy, grenda, mabel, and pacifica. after a while of convincing, they got bill to be their troop leader, dipper was the accountant/secretary/manager, soos made the promotional videos, wendy and her friends made flyers, robbie agreed to sell the brownie bars at concerts, and the grunkles sold them at the counter of the mystery shack!! after a while they became town famous and bill decided to learn the recipe so he could magically crank out batch after batch and make actual boxes for them to be sold in instead of tupperware and ziplock baggies. while the girl scout cookie prices got higher and higher, people flocked to the gang, who mabel refused to let raise the prices. so even though the boxes were relatively cheap, people would buy like ten boxes at a time so they ended up making a shit ton of money off of them, and they decided to donate 50% of the money to charity (by dippers request) and use the other 50% for shack repairs and supplies. it ended up drawing everyone closer and now everyone’s favorite time of year is when they get to sell the brownie bars. mabel is really proud of herself, and deems it as one of her greatest accomplishments, plus she gets to sneak photos for blackmail when dipper and bill have brownie batter fights while baking!!

-mod cupcakKe™