Every day I think about how there are 3 other kirbys running around bc dmk tried to cut kirby with his sword. bad move, dmk. now there's four of them. What are those other 3 kirbys up to?
Red (or as I call them “Kano”) is an ultimate powerhouse with a black belt in dragon style martial arts! He’s doing great and he’s trying his best to manage anger through his job as a Jr Self Defense teacher for kids! “Remember everyone, if a man is offering you candy, always take it, and then go for his femur like I taught you!”
Yellow (Keibi) is studying to become an emergency responder. Having small arms will not stop him from performing the Heimlich maneuver!
And Green (Kappy): is a nice and clumsy little vegetarian chef! He’s still waiting for his food stall buisness to take off, but he’s doing great and practicing at home and letting all the other Kirbs try out his new dishes
They’re all doing great and they all band together for smaller scale emergencies and when Kirby is off to beat up whatever eldritch horror is on its way. 











