People who will immediately go to hell:
- The people who decided that a bag of chip should be mostly air.
- People who misspell your name in an email when your email is your name.
- Men.
- Cab drivers that ask “you live here alone?” when they drop you off. You don’t have to be this creepy and you know it.
- People who try to trick their friends and family into joining pyramid schemes.
- Airlines. They know why.
- Ticketmaster and all their damn fees.
- George W. Bush specifically but honestly anyone who’s ever worked in DC.
-Everyone who works at Coned but the CEO is first in line.











