#robin rambles

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Had a dream where me and an older lady were witches and every night we’d make a hard boiled egg, coat it lemon, salt, and pepper and feed one half to a crow and the other half to some asshole who kept coming by? Idk I guess the egg would get him to go away.

That specific part of the dream was so vivid, I could taste the seasonings.

[melonlthawne]

I don’t think Wally is baby Barts favorite person by a long margin but I just love writing/imagining little Bart trying to say Wally’s name and it coming out as “Wawwy” bc it’s cute

[mommyslittlebird]

Nothing reveals that darkest recesses of your mind like an incredibly fucked up sex dream that you definitely shouldn’t have enjoyed that much.

[melonlthawne]

I am requesting baby drawing ideas whether my usual babies (Bart/thad/damian) or others 🤞🙏

[mommyslittlebird]

Can I just say I get so turned on when I see a 35+ year old woman on here who blog like an old lady. Something about watching them reblog Pinterest-esque picture quotes with “lol” or “me too” makes me WET

[totally-not-tim-drake]

GUESS WHO HAS MAGIC WINGS NOW!!!!!

Muahahahahahahaha! This is gonna be awesome!!!!

Now to- uh- figure out how to fly. And you know, maneuver myself around with them- I didn’t expect how much they would throw off my center of gravity…

At least the charm is can hide them in a pocket dimension? I’ll have to figure that out…

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

No matter what from Steven universe but it it’s fumking it’s the flowers and asgore and it’s sad.

[shortgaything]

aw brunch of freiends so cute 🥹