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heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

#the litter box #shitpost #the mountain goats #john darnielle #dance music #the sunset tree

genuinely one of the funniest things about madara is that while he criticizes tsunade for not being hashirama enough he never compares her prowess in the field of medicine to his own. even tho he was doing orochimaru-level cellular fuckery in a cave with nothing but a statue and the chunk of flesh he bit out of his ex's arm during his second suicide-by-boyfriend attempt

tsunade was struggling to put lee's bones back together with ninja magic and probably also normal doctor stuff i guess meanwhile madara just made obito a new half-his-fucking-body while sitting in his life support chair with a single eye that did not belong to him (as opposed to his actual eyes which he wasn't born with but if someone gives you a gift then that's yours now. especially if it's a dying person and an eyeball in narutoland, we know this)

like does madara ever even acknowledge being a medical/scientific genius at any point? no bc he doesn't care. he's probably also a better medic than hashirama is but it doesn't matter bc medicine doesn't usually involve getting into a fistfight bc something something intricate rituals to touch the skin of anyone ever bc you have more trust issues than spare eyeballs

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #the litter box #maybe the real reason tobirama thought madara was dangerous and unstable was bc he was clearly a genius and never did anything with it #like imagine not really liking someone but being aware of their capabilities in two of the fields that you happen to specialize in #and sure he hates you cuz you killed his last baby brother but he's willing to work with you to build this village so maybe you can collab #then when you try to talk to him about it he calls you a nerd and leaves to stare longingly at your brother #while your brother is actively trying to fuck him and he's not getting the message bc his wet dreams involve getting beaten to death #so you decide actually fuck him and his stupid baka clan and go back to playing with corpses like a proper ninja pseudoscientist #then when this backfires on you and you get zombie'd you go after him to punch him in his stupid face #and he just beats your ass calls you a nerd again and walks off to go suck off your brother('s sage chakra)#this could've been a separate post but i've committed to it too much here so oh well #anyway it's weird how madara lauds hashirama's ability as a healer even tho like. he only ever healed himself. possibly not even on purpose #like maybe his body just did that bc hashirama was a freak. but anyway madara can't shut up about how great he was #even tho he doesn't seem to even consider his own prowess in the field to be worth mentioning at all #like he actually might've been able to challenge her there and it didn't even occur to him #bc everything is either himself or hashirama or future supernap enjoyers. or dead

there's a trend in yaoi fanfics to have a female character who's commonly shipped with one of the guys be his lesbian third wheel/wingman. we need to reverse this. yuri fic where there's some guy there whose only role in the story is to be a support to one of the girls. for feminism

#fandom #the litter box #shitpost #i'm joking but also not #this is about a lot of things but my brain is stuck on this one idea i had some time ago #for togachako where they're having a lesbian romcom adventure in space bc they've been abducted by aliens #but also bakugou is there bc he and uraraka were like. on a hike or sparring or something?? when the aliens showed up #he's forced to be their person to freak out about each other two bc literally no one else speaks japanese in outer space #even tho he doesn't care about uraraka's love life and actively hates toga #but it's not about him it's about them. omake subplot of him trying and failing to be story's protagonist instead of 80% comic relief #eventually ig no. 13 would save them bc no way would they make it back alone lol none of them have any clue how to astronaut #anyway that's not the point the point is we need to write male characters who only exist to support yuri (whether they like it or not lol)

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

#the litter box #shitpost #i might've made this one before actually i'm just too lazy to go check #resident evil #anti landlords

things to do by places you're going - a travel guide

alaska - be killed by animals in silence

bangor - have fresh cranberries in your mouth

bogotá - hear the fire-eyed macaw sing

bolivia - have your room invaded by wildcats

brazil - touch your hair

bridlington - have blood all over your hands

bristol - break a coffee cup

buffalo - get in a taxi

california - stand on dry land and reap dividends under a cloudless sky

california (back to) - mourn randy rhoads

catalina - see a stranger in your eyes

chino - say hello to all your friends

cleveland - gnaw little holes in a net

dade county - look out at the front lawn at 6:31 am on a saturday

dallas - go to montana

denmark - be in a red brick building by a green field with a stream running through it

east rutherford - instructions unclear; check with nall

federal prison - run out of land

france - keep promises

georgia - have two big hands and a heart pumping blood and a 1967 colt .45 with a busted safety catch

hell - instructions unclear; move on

hungary - head straight to hell in a lincoln continental

jamaica - steal flowers from children

japan - get left behind in the sand

kansas - see the world pass by

kirby sigston - let the special chicken build a nest right by the window

lebanon - hear the city call

lebanon 2 - take note of what will be gone

lubbock - dig up a human skull bigger than a basketball

maine - get mailed flat rate right down to hell

malibu - sense the continent eroding

marrakesh - try to kill the same thing twice

mars - instructions unclear; send tumblr ask

maryland - hope no points repeat

mexico - burn in the morning

miami - imagine the bright pink color of the sky

michigan (or detroit) - know what i mean about the burning white rose

monaco - ask me to hold you (that's the devil's work)

morocco - have a guttural stop in your throat

niles - get chased out of town

norwalk - see a pair of raccoons heading to the gutter

palestine - smell oranges on the breeze

pomona (through) - remember who you were and what you came here for

port washington - have something on your mind

queens - know who you are yet

reykjavik - make yourself up again, brand new

san diego - don't believe your friends

santiago - get laughed at by birds

scotland - watch the night unfold

some damned english city - have a sad, sad friend in front of you

south carolina - instructions unclear; go away

spain - go on and board the plane

spirit lake - be on fire

tennessee - wash your face with that apricot scrub again

utrecht - look down through the third story window overlooking town

wisconsin - don't know where you are until you arrive

#the litter box #shitpost #the mountain goats #john darnielle #the extra glenns

came back perfectly fine but due to a series of increasingly contrived coincidences no one noticed i was gone and the doubt this has instilled in me is exacerbating issues i had all along

#the litter box #came back wrong #semi-related note but the worst part of narnia is how ok the four of them were after All That #like they literally became adults and lived full adult lives with duties and friendships and what have you #and then they fall back into their own world and not only do they now have to go through puberty again but nobody even missed them #like how much time do you think they spent worrying about their friends and family pre-wardrobe during all those years #and then it's like. utter indifference. which makes perfect sense but had to fuck with them somewhat #plus then when they go back to their second world everyone they knew is fucking dead now. surprise!#i thought of this post and that made me start thinking about narnia apparently

i put your boyfriend on the windowsill to cool and... well those hooligans down the street snatched him when my back was turned. i'm sorry, i'll bake you a new one.

#the litter box #your boyfriend meme #apple pie #shitpost

idk why everyone is bringing up artemis ii lately, especially concerning space. pretty sure he spent more time underground than above it

#the litter box #shitpost #artemis ii #artemis fowl #artemis fowl ii #haven't seen any af jokes yet so. here's mine