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[shittymurderparty]

Screamer, oblivious: Why is it that women who fight in sci-fi and fantasy stories are always half-clothed?

Nerd, the Sci-Fi Club President: W-well, you see, ma'am….Those stories don't happen in the same world we live in. In those worlds, the average temperatures are a lot higher. That's why they're always half-clothed...or naked.

Screamer, still oblivious: Ah, so that's it!

(Source: Change 123)

[jxyluvsu]

TRIVIA MURDER PARTY 2

Been really hyperfixiated on them for a while and decided to do my designs <3

[shittymurderparty]

The Screamer: Wait, Nerd… What was death like? Ghost of The Nerd, snarking: Well…you sorta jump up in the air and the music goes, "Do do do-do do do do do do-do." (Souce: Brawl in the Family, "A Mushroom Kingdom Carol, Part 2")

[shittymurderparty]

POV: The Screamer and The Nerd are playing a video game

The Screamer: Uh-oh, there's an Orne around you, Pit. The Nerd: Are you talking about the floating skull? The Screamer: Yes, the slightest touch from one of those will annihilate you. The Nerd: That sounds painful. Not to mention totally unfair!

(Source: Palutena and Pit, Kid Icarus: Uprising)

[shittymurderparty]

The Nerd, after watching Dune II with The Alpha.

[shittymurderparty]

the nerd: halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc… lust: exactly, that's why i want something interesting the nerd: slutty neuroscientist? (Source: Texts From Last Night)

[shittymurderparty]

the nerd and the alpha

[shittymurderparty]

"They literally call themselves "Decepticons"! That doesn't set off any red flags?"

- the nerd, reacting to the transformers movie

(Source: Agent Burns, Bumblebee)