Did I ever show you guys one of my favorite coffee mugs? :)
For the record, I didn't buy this. It was straight up In My Home before I existed and I know that bc I found it in my family's storage full of stuff they never managed to unpack after moving. Which was within a month of me being bornt. It's so fucking funny and cursed and I love it. Why did my parents have this. What does it mean. Why is it in cursive. Why are the colors too low-contrast in such a way that I can barely read the text, let alone tell there even is text at all, without looking at it less than a yard away for more than 5 seconds like it's trying to hide something. Who the fuck made this thing.
Solo cup 'Jazz' lookin'ass mug with Ominous Fucking Text written on it. Incredible item that I get to own. My Scary and Mysterious Freak Object #MyScaryAndMysteriousFreakObject.
But hey if anyone has any kinda info on where this could have originated, lmk! My searches have been fruitless so far.


















