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[echo-s-land]

'Purple prose is used by new writers or teenagers' you guys wouldn't be able to handle Victor Hugo 'Short sentences is best when writing' you guys wouldn't be able to handle Marcel Proust

[yellow-cat]

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

[echo-s-land]

Writing things you dont want to write is a humiliation process

[echo-s-land]

I DONT WRITE BIO I DONT PRESENT MYSELF I SHOW UP AND IF THINGS DONT GO MY WAY I CRY AND GO CONTINUE ON MY WAY

[electionsmistertumbler]

FINALE — Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)

Obélix (Astérix et Obélix)

Gaston Lagaffe (Gaston Lagaffe)

Voting ended onJul 14

Propagande Obélix : Il est grand il est fort il est généreux il est doux avec les animaux et violent avec les romains et surtout surtout il ferait n'importe quoi pour son Astérix

Propagande Gaston :

d'âge indéfini, éternel stagiaire et inventeur de génie, il est à la fois un loser et suffisament compétent pour capturer le coeur des utilisateurices de tumblr. en plus son pull trop court fait un peu comme un crop top jsp ce que vous voulez de plus.

Amoureux de la nature, des animaux aux cactus, mélomane qui a inventé son propre instrument, cuisinier au talents variés, travailleur qui fait respecter ses droits, chimiste révolutionnaire et inventeur incompris, et il est gentleman !

Gaston sait passer un bon moment avec sa petite amie, voyez donc son sourire :) Pensez donc, une relation où ils sont tous les deux heureux parce qu'il fait un scoubidou dans ses cheveux, si c'est pas beau ça (page complète ici sur @daily-gaston)

[loopnoid]

i've been told there's a repost of this silly old comic going around so here's the real one

[electionsmistertumbler]

ô Abraracourcix notre chef on murmure dans le village qu'Obélix a demandé à des ROMAINS de voter pour lui

Une enquête est en cours, mais je me dois de vous informer que même s'il est éventuellement mis sous la surveillance du soldat Braceletélectronix, Obélix reste un candidat valide au suffrage ☝️

[ihateornithologists]

ngl i was genuinely expecting something like this

[faeyuh]

how it felt to fight mad mew mew’s body dysphoria while hatsune miku serenades me in the bg

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Only People Who Can See RED Really Well Can Read These Words

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

[bunjywunjy]

8/10 but fuck, OW.

[stevolteon]

8/10 also!

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[echo-s-land]

Sometimes my brain play that scene at the end of isttvg where Owen/Isabel screams about how she's dying here and she begs for help but I'm fine it's fine

[echo-s-land]

Person who assures you they're fine it's all okay there's still time so there's no need to rush they can wait:

[echo-s-land]

Sometimes my brain play that scene at the end of isttvg where Owen/Isabel screams about how she's dying here and she begs for help but I'm fine it's fine

[echo-s-land]

Reminding myself the sins of the father can't be borne by his kids whenever my dad says or does something problematic

[echo-s-land]

Straight guys really call the most beautiful women you've ever seen ugly. Straight guys would call any woman ugly when every woman is beautiful. And then they whine. Couldn't care less about your feelings dude

[echo-s-land]

You tell people you're autistic and suddenly they tell everyone