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Deceit: I was looking through the intruloceit tag on Tumblr and I said out loud, "Oh, I love them." The problem is, I accidentally said it way more tender and genuine than I meant to.
Roman: Why is that a problem?
Deceit: It ruins my aesthetic! No one can know I'm actually soft!
Logan, walking by: What?
Deceit: What?
i literally dont understand why everyone draws dee short like???????? what???????????????????????
Thomceit shippers how we doin'?
I, for one, am FANTASTIC
"Deceit is a Hufflepuff," I say into the mic. The crowd boos me and throws things. I start walking off the stage, but there's a sudden commotion in the back. Everyone turns. Someone is standing on a chair, which is unnecessary because he's really tall.
"Av's right," Deceit Sanders himself calls out. "I am." He pulls his capelette back to reveal, not his two-headed snake logo, but the Hufflepuff logo.
The crowd gasps in shock and horror. We are both kicked out of the establishment.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GHOULS, STEP RIGHT UP BEHIND THIS CURTAIN LIES A GHASTLY CONCOCTION OF DELIGHT, HORROR, FANTASY AND TERROR YOUR EVERY WISH IS OUR COMMAND, YOUR EVERY WHIMSICAL DESIRE BROUGHT TO LIFE, BUT IM WARNING YOU, THERES ALWAYS A PRICE
WELCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED
Logan: A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on physics and academia. I don’t know who decided one day that they’re just the two magic genders, that sounds stupid!
Roman: Witches are magic doctors, wizards are magic researchers, artificers are magic engineers, alchemists are magic chemists, and sorcerers are magic YouTubers.
Virgil: What about warlocks?
Deceit: [deep, deep, deep sigh]
Remus: MAGIC SUGAR BABIES!!!!
[please do not tag tw deceit/remus or dukedontlook]
ive got a bunch of mutuals that I dont realize are mutuals so here's a thread of me figuring out who all I get to befriend
Me: Man, I wish I could do these 3 things.
Two people in a chat: If only you had 6 arms like Deceit.
Kinshift: VIBE CHECK
