#the shitshow

[marsinout]

Everyone before quali:

Everyone after quali:

[mentallydatingahotcelebrity]

Not to be an anti but goddamnit I hate Sylki.

[ancient-day]

★ THE SHITSHOW ★

[personalfandompastastrainer]

MY HOPES FOR LOKI SEASON TWO THAT WILL PROBABLY ABSOLUTELY GET CRUSHED BC OF MICHAEL WALDRON;

-Mobius on a Jet ski. Please for the Love of God

-Loki and Sylvie realizing their weird attraction to each other was caused by a mutual pining for any type of affection and that they misinterpreted their feelings of friendship for romance

-ACTUAL CONFIRMED GENDERFLUIDITY!! (this will NEVER fucking happen, because Marvel doesn't give a shit about queer people)

-loki flirting with a man

-loki reuniting with His Mobius and realizing that damn, he may have a crush on this man

-More C-15. More C-20

-Renslayer backstory that actually makes sense goddammit

-Casey back, and as a Complete Badass

-did I mention Mobius on a jet ski?? Well in case you didn't hear me imma say it again MOBIUS ON A JET SKI

-Kane the Conqueror. That's it.

-Loki as a chaotic neutral character instead of chaotic good. Bring him back.

-less Sylvie. I'm sorry babe but you were not what we wanted or needed (no offense to Sofia who played her really well and was just doing her fucking job)

-can we get Loki an actual gay romance?? I don't even care if it's not with Mobius, can we just have Bisexual Loki plz??

-oh also, frost giant Loki please and ty

[aspiringfalseidol]

In my country progressive politics are a prerogative of the young left and everyone else who hasn't been brainwashed into extreme American woke-ism is completely, blissfully unaware of the most recent ideological cliffs the "queers" are stuck on.

So it's kinda funny to watch family debates around holiday season; it's like

On one hand there is your queer non-binary cousin who demands to be referred as "them" and on the opposite there's your 90yo grandpa who fought in WW2 and likes to use the word queer but in the original meaning.

Gramps usually starts shit about cousin's blue hair, but cousin responds with an inflammatory fascism accusation, so grandpa and the oldies take the bait and start screaming, while the whole family begins taking sides along with their degree of progressiveness and leftism.

In the end everyone is foaming at the mouth, nb cousin stomps out of the dining room, the dinner's ruined and your smartass brother who has vaguely heard about non-binarism cracks a joke about enbies and trains.

(in my language nb=non-binario/a; binario=train rails)

[pr-ay-the-gay-away]

The most annoying thing about Showmila is how sexist this entire narrative is S gets pressured into this „male dominance“ role & C always get treated like a child in need of a strong man also the narrative that S was this nice guy the entire time lusting after her and she needed to learn what’s good for her after she friendzoned him it just reeks misogyny

Preach

[wormk1n]

gays playing dnd be like: *plays a tiefling* *casts spells in weird ways* *pines after an npc* *plays a half elf* *listens to taz* *pines after an npc* *rolls a nat1 athletics check* *listens to critical roll* *refuses to play a human* *pines after an npc*

[morganwolfe]

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