Okay, but apocalypse survival within families? Staals and Stromes
-there’s more than one Strome???
-hold up I gotta google
-THERES THREE OF THEM????
-I’m so sorry I know you wanted an actual survival list
-oh Jesus Christ there’s three of them
-but considering I only knew one existed?
-I don’t think I am qualified to rate the Stromes
-THREE!!
-I do know about the Staals though so I’ll rate them
-I feel like they’d abandon Marc
-sorry Marc
-I just get the vibes that he’s the annoying sibling
-every family has one
-I mean they’d probably go back for him eventually?
-I also feel like they would accidentally forget Jared somewhere
-it happens sometimes
-I once forgot my sibling at a funeral
The Staals get a 45% of them all making it.
THREE STROMES???
Send me hockey players and I’ll give you their apocalypse survival rate!!
