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The Tea Post but it's Undertale

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Morgie: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different when you put it in hot water?

Bridget: Y-you were putting it in cold water?

Hook: Morgie, answer the question Morgie.

Morgie: Yeah? I thought for like, 5 years that people put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process. Didn't realise there was an actual reason.

Ella: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Charming: Why are you. Putting it. In the microwave. TO BOIL IT?!

Ella: You think i have the patience to boil water on a stove?!

Charming: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE!

Ella: IDIOT IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?!

Bridget: How long does it take you to boil water on a stove?

Ella: Like 7 minutes

Bridget: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like... 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Ella: Crying, you're putting the whole mug on the stove?? ON MEDIUM HEAT?? Your stove is enchanted.

Red: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic-

Chloe: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!?!

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would you mind if I made a drawing of the tea post

klgjhfdls;l everytime i am reminded of this being my legacy i feel like i take another proverbial wing flap closer to some patient sun-god who is waiting for me to get just close enough for the wax on my arms to melt and the feathers to drop and for me to go plummeting down to a watery grave

but yeah you can do a drawing of it. tag me, even, i'd kill to see fanart of my one hubris-filled moment on this site that's lasted beyond me hitting 'reblog'

(i'm being silly, i actually don't mind at all and would love to see what you make, and im flattered you asked at all, thats very considerate of you <3)

#asks #the tea post

The tea incident but it's the DoD

Clay: "Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?" Starflight: "Y- you were putting it in cold water?" Sunny: "Clay. Answer the question Clay." Clay: "Yeah??? I thought for like 5 years that dragons just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason." Sunny: "You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???" Glory: "Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To boil it." Sunny: "Do you think i have the patience to boil water on the stove?" Glory: "It takes less than a minute!" Sunny: "Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???" Glory: "How long does it take to boil a cup of water on the stove!?" Sunny: "Like 7 minutes!" Glory: "Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... Less than that is you use a saucepan..." Sunny: "You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? your stove is enchanted." Tsunami: "Every single dragon in this house is a fucking lunatic." Starflight: "Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?"

#wings of fire #dragonets of destiny #tsunami wof #clay wof #wof starflight #glory wof #sunny wof #the tea post #the tea incedent

Héctor: which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Flik: you..you were putting it in cold water?

Héctor: yeah? I thought for like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason. Besides do you think I have the patience to boil water?

Jessie: you don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Sulley: why are you..putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Jessie: you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Sulley: it takes less than a minute.

Jessie: bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??

Joe: how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Jessie: like, seven minutes.

McQueen: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Dory: you’re putting the whole mug on the stove on MEDIUM HEAT?? The stove must be enchanted!

Woody: every single person in this conversation is a fucking lunatic.

Remy: have none of you heard of a kettle???

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Hey i don't know you very well but I'm p. sure we're mutuals in law but I know you're in the tea post so hypothetically if I was to draw the Shakespeare version of the tea post how would you want to be drawn

when i tell you that i was not prepared to receive this ask dkslakdk

i can't wait to see this when you do draw it i'm-

idk how to necessarily describe myself so here's some picrews of myself that i think capture my essence well and you can honestly have creative license with anything else..

good luck with drawing it i bet it's gonna be amazing :))

#edens ask box #the tea post #mutuals in law #agendercryptidlev

I like 3 because reigen strikes me as the type of guy who excuses his cheap ass taste by saying stuff like "as long as its made with love and the spirit of customer service the tea you serve will be the best one in history" and mob's just like oh truly? but then he actually does it bcos he believes in his shishou that much

Valid point and this creates the fun point were we have to decide if Mob achieved this with his powers (on purpose or accident) or just by being very good at making tea, both of which are very good

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #the tea post