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Conventional Wheatpons

Above we can see the original version of Conventional Wheatpons, recorded pre-Danger Days. The reason it was not released then was not because the band didn’t feel it was right, but because there was a disagreement. Salami Gerard was very happy with the properly-themed album, but management did not concur and thought it was too niche. It took them three years to convince Salami Gerard to change the album covers and the titles, so it was only rebranded and released starting 2012. The version above is the version the band listens to and always have listened to. This is the “secret playlist” Frank talked about and it still is a secret; only a select few have access, we all have an edited version called “Conventional Weapons”. 

Full Conventional Wheatpons collection - track list: Soy Division, Tomorrow’s Millet, AMARANTH, Grain., The World is Oatly, The Light Behind your Ryes, Kiss the Rice, Maize Room!!!!,  Slömmi the Night, and Burn Barley.

[Image Descriptions: The Conventional Weapons images featuring the usual weapons, but overlaid with and surrounded by stalks of wheat. The song title and album name have all been adjusted to feature either a salami or wheat reference.]

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[Image Description: A shaking hands meme where the arm on the left reads "tumblr user salamigerard" in fancy pink text, and the arm on the right reads "tumblr user the-wheat-singer" in fancy golden text. The two hands clasped together are labeled "exposing gerard way". A sticker in the bottom right corner reads “This post brought to you by Gerard Is A Salami Synergists Inc.” with a small image of revenge Gerard’s face on a slice of salami to the right of the text.]