#theater probs

[honey-bri-books]

"Thousands of hours. Gallons of tea." - Zahra Bankston For us singers out there...

[zodiacmitski-blog]

yall im so scared my cast list for the show i auditoned for is going out ANY minute i am SOOOO SOOO beyond scared rn

[trenchcoats-and-bees]

Walk into the McDonalds at 12:45 am in a pioneer costume like "What up, I just spent 5 hours at dress rehearsal, we open tomorrow, and I need a fucking Mcflurry to heal my soul." @enchantive

[trenchcoats-and-bees]

Me: *stays up pretty late as has become my usual in summer*

Also me: *realizes I have early morning rehearsal and should’ve gone to sleep three hours ago*

Me again: Shit.

[things-no-one-actually-says]

Over makeup

Every time I see a contouring video I’m like “Has no one ever seen theater makeup being put on?” You contour that shit so you actually look like you have a face on stage. 

[turquoisedonuts]

I'm dyinggggggg I'm slowly developing a crush on my male partner in the show I'm in, and everything has been so awk ever since and I have to kiss him 😩

[324b21derful]

Me: *getting through rehearsal, just trying to get my blocking down*

White boy: Do you know what dabbing really is??

Me: uh yeah...

White boy: haha no one knows! See a dab is...*proceeds to grace me with his knowledge*

Me:....anyways,

[tunia98]

Dear movie goers,

My door stand is not a garbage can. If you don't want your receipt you can find a real trash can, and keep your nasty fingers off my stuff.

K thanks

-me.