Domesticity USS KARL/REED
big spoon/little spoon: Karl/Reed
favorite non-sexual activity: Snuggling and/or sleeping
who uses all the hot water: DEFINITELY KARL
most trivial thing they fight over: Whenever Karl is in the kitchen before dinner time and when Food is already presented in the table.
who does most of the cleaning: They split the work rather equally though Karl usually does it first with how orderly he likes the place.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Reed is a Disney/Don Bluth Fan, and so, forces Karl to watch the most feelsiest movies in existence, from Reed's point of view, The Land Before Time made the Master tear up the most, most likely because it felt like Littlefoot was a Time Lord and The Great Valley was Gallifrey.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: That'd be Karl because Reed would be too shy to do that.
who steals the blankets: Karl
who leaves their stuff around: Reed whenever there's an emergency
who remembers to buy the milk: Definitely Reed, he's the mother hen of the relationship.
who remembers anniversaries: Both though Karl remembers nearly everything in detail
who cooks normally?: STAY OUT OF THE GODDAMNED KITCHEN, KARL
how often do they fight?: Only when the other won't run away when there's danger
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Reed would feel bad and try to make up to Karl
nicknames for each other?: Karl is sometimes called Kosch by Reed because, to the human, Koschei sounds like a mating call. Reed is sometimes called "Ma" by Karl whenever he acts too domestic.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Reed would sneakily pay everything up before the meal is even finished.
who steals the covers at night?: KARL
what would they get each other for gifts?: If Reed could? He'll steal the experimental TARDIS at Torchwood
who kissed who first?: Karl during the Battle of Torchwood Four
who made the first move?: Reed, with his smoothies
who remembers things?: IS THIS A BAD JOKE OR SOMETHING? REED IS FOB WATCHED FOR GOD'S SAKE
who started the relationship?: Reed started it, Karl sailed the ship
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Reed would kill everything you love, jk, he'll just make sure that you'll have the worst possible day at work.