I….okay. I have to confess; You’ve got me a little teensy bit baffled here.
See, when you came in swinging like that, I really thought this was one of those “thinly veiled threats” - with the veil being one of…Absurdity???? Cause you know, im not like a little flingable ragdoll…im over 6 feet tall here- im not a little man by any means.
Sure, maybe the TV makes me look small but don’t let that deceive you! If you did meet me in person I think you aught to be looking for the tallest guy in the room.
Uh, but I’m not done! See, whats really throwing me for a loop here is that last bit. I just cannot see what part of this scenario is expressing any sort of affection.
I think, maybe if you poured that…milk…into a glass instead and you presented it to me that way and patted me veeeery gently on the head—though just the glass of milk would do for me, then…you know!! That would be??…better??? You following me here?
Errrrr..but I dunno…maybe it’s just me. Perhaps some folks do like a good ole slammeroni into the wall now and then. Im just not built for that. Sorry???
[thebestbatz]
