#thebestbreadblog

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Notes on Bread

Bread (🍞) is very good but bread (🍞) with cheese (🧀)?

Dare I say it? Better.

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Sometimes I just want to have bread and potatoes, but don’t want them separately. Luckily, there is Potato Bread.

This bread uses potato flour or just good ol’ regular potatoes instead of wheat flour. While it can be used to make tasty sandwiches, it is also great on it’s own. Through our own experiences here at thebestbreadblog, it can stick to your teeth, but that could be sticky teeth and not the bread itself.

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Me: *wants to eat bread, doesn’t know if there is a plan for the bread tonight, and also doesn’t want to ask*

Mommy: *is within ear shot*

Me: *noisily gets bread out. then crinkles the wrapper even more while putting it away*

Mommy: No, there’s no plan, just eat the dang bread.

Me: *is relieved* Thank you Supreme Ruler for your generosity.

Mommy: why are you like this

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Exceptional!

For those who have yet to read or watch our listen to the wonderful news that has been released this week, NASA has overcome the long-standing obstacle that has inhibited proper nutrition in space. Now, astronauts can consume their fill of wheat germ with the all-new Sputnik Sourdough, a revolutionary new bread that can be brought into space without danger of shrinking or decompressing airlock. The problem, said NASA grain supervisor Peter Newton, which had stumped dough specialists for 5 decades, was in the existence of bubbles in the bread which carried Earth air unsuitable for cosmic environments. Now, with the help of the all-new Obstacle Variation-Enabling Neuroexemplifier, bread can be baked using all-natural space air and astronauts can break bread with the martians!

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Me: Can you explain why only half of my bread is toasted?

Mommy: Stop asking so many questions.

Me: I WILL TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY UP TO THE SUPREME BREAD COURT.

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How to make a bread sandwich

Ingredients:

      -Two pieces bread

      -1 piece The Good Bread ™

Directions:

       -Place bread on counter

       -Lay The Good Bread ™

       -Another bread

       -Eat or seal in a baggie for Lunch ™

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HEY!

I don’t think anyone will see this, but I would just like to tell you about my bread blog. It’s @thebestbreadblog I hope you consider it. If you see this.

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Consider this

There is...a holiday between Halloween and Christmas? One that is inclusive to all Americans--Christian AND non-Christian? And...that, like...everyone should enjoy?? And look forward to?

Because of all the delicious FOOD???

But nope u be like "October 31 SO SPOOPY, but the next day when November 1 hits i'm so WHERE'S SANTY CLAUS we be OD'n HELLA X-MAAAASS."

YOU'RE SKIPPING a TIME you should be THANKFUL for.

You're all crap muffins. And i don't use that slanderous, racial slur often.

Respect the bread.