#thebiteof87

[fazbear-offical]

Hi I'm baby

@charlesbaby-offical

Baby like... circus baby? She's at the sister location, so if you ARE her, you probably shouldn't be here...

[shapka---milana]

I tried Drew this drawing:')

[fazbear-offical]

My grandchildren are scared of you

Sincerely,

@grandpa-offical

There's no need to be scared, our company has had nothing bad happen ever! Don't believe what the press tells you, I promise it is safe at our establishment 👍

[fazbear-offical]

Can I be the new security guard :3

@shenanigans-offical (I haven't played/watched any FNAF tbh lol)

YES OH THANK GOD. PLEASE WE HAVE HAD NO APPLICATIONS AT THIS POINT WE'LL TAKE ANYBODY.

I mean. Er. Ahem. Hello and welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Your uniform is in the locker down the hall.

[fazbear-offical]

"The animatronics do get a little... quirky at night"

:: Intro ::

Faz/Freddy, they/he/any, adult

Got bored and joined the officalverse, wahey

Asks are open, interactions are eagerly awaited

::

Transphobes & homophobes will be blocked

Show decency, don't be a dick, yadda yadda

::

The Bit is my number-one priority, I am all for jokes n shit >:)

Getting into FNAF again so there will be liveblogs

:: Tags ::

#officalverse - universe tag

#fazbear entertainment - in character

#IT'S ME - out of character

#fazwords - textposts

#reblog - reblogs

#fazblogs - FNAF liveblogs

#THEBITEOF87 - asks

#faztheories - general talking about the games

:: Junk ::

I love Mangle <3

FNAF 2 is my favorite but Pizzaria Sim comes close

Dayshift At Freddy's is the most peak game I've ever had the privilege of seeing

*Fazbear Entertainment is not liable for any damages to person, property, or mental state during your tenure. Have a nice day!

[fazbear-offical]

It's me

(just felt like it that's golden Freddy btw)

GOLDEN FREDDY?? WE DECOMMISSIONED YOU YEARS AGO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

[fazbear-offical]

✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☠︎ ☜︎☠︎❄︎✋︎❄︎✡︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ✌︎☠︎⚐︎💣︎✌︎☹︎⚐︎🕆︎💧︎ ⚐︎☼︎✋︎☝︎✋︎☠︎✍︎

(I'm not sure how to respond to that. I can't read it I'm sorry Mr Gaster :( )

[fazbear-offical]

freddy fazballs do u know this guy

---@scag-offical

I have never seen this copper man in my life. Are you sure he's affiliated?