#theblondmenace

[greenmatsv-a-blog]

"Do you think I'm pretty?" - theblondmenace (eyes @ #12)

Send in “Do you think I’m pretty?” and I’ll generate a random response.

12 (what luck)

@theblondmenace

❝That is definitely the strangest question I’ve ever been asked at knifepoint.❞ It seriously was and Choromatsu has no idea why this was even a thing that was happening.

[cherrypop-slacker]

[ @theblondmenace I accidentally deleted your question because I’m smart but here is your answer ]

Osomatsu groaned softly nuzzling into the warm body he was cuddling. Last night’s party was booze, cush, and a tone of fast food, but around 2 am his memory was a little fuzzy about how the night ended he didn’t think he went home....but he was too tired to care at the moment.    

[vampirematsus-blog]

@theblondmenace

“...that’s not what I was hoping to hear.” Ichimatsu grunted, grabbing hold of the blond’s shoulders. “You don’t wanna make me angry, do you? I thought you loved me.”

[kittenmatsus]

@theblondmenace

A small, thin black cat would approach the male, seeing as he had food. The cat sat down next to him expectantly, meowing as it did. It’s gaze stayed locked between him and the food it hoped to get.

He meowed again, this time louder.

[yanderematsus]

@theblondmenace has been loved

“A-ah, have we met? I feel like I know you already!”

It was totally a bad attempt at flirting, but Jyushimatsu couldn’t help it. He stared with obvious admiration at this stranger, practically over himself with how much he was sure he was in love with this guy.

[badxsshottiexllie]

@theblondmenace | Traveling Trainer

Arriving in Silver Town, Kanto, Ellie had planned to enter the Pokemon Contest being held here. Her Meowth, Sonya, was hanging off of her shoulder as they were walking to the contest hall in question. The burnette made sure to arrive the day before the contest, so she could get registered and have one last time to practice. Granted, the duo had been practicing all week, but what was one more day?

“Hey there! Your really cute! Are you entering the contest too?” The blondie had seemed to go in the same direction as they did, so why not get to know him? “I’m a bit of an amateur. So I’m only entering this contest because hey, you only live once right?” The girl chuckled at her own remark. Hopefully he won’t get too offended by her statement.

[burrusignis]

@theblondmenace liked for a starter

“O-Oso-kun....?”

“Ca-can we like, fuck? I-I’m in heat...”

[matsu-galore-blog]

RP: Pet Play

🐩 to play with my muse’s pet (or have my muse play with yours

@theblondmenace

It wasn’t everyday that he’d be running through the streets like some maniac. That was only done a few times if he was late for work or if Yu needed help. Except this time he was chasing his dog. He decided that because was a beautiful day why not take your dog to the park? Except he didn’t know how but the damn thing got loose from her collar and decided to run off no matter how much she called her! This was the reason why he was running, calling her name, receiving strange looks from people who thought he might just be someone who’s crazy. He didn’t care, he just didn’t want his dog to get ran over by some damn car!

After minutes of running he stopped for a minute once the dog ran around the corner, panting and heaving as he tightly grasped his leather jacket. “W-Whew! That dog can sure run l-like- hell!” Maybe he should stop smoking, then he would be able to run faster with out trying to stop and catch his breath. Heck, maybe the pain in his chest would go away too. After a few heaving breaths here and there he started to run once again. Calling her name a few more times until he got around the corner. Luckily she was there when he got around, except she wasn’t running away anymore? He almost questioned that even though he didn’t need to, the answer was right in front of him when he could see that some kid was petting her and giving her tummy rubs. Which was one of her favorite things from what he knew.

Coughing a bit he tried to walk calmly up to the young man with out trying to have some coughing fit even though he couldn’t help it. “U-Uh, t-thanks for catching my dog. I d-don’t think I would of been able to catch up to her if i-it wasn’t for--” there goes a few coughs “ y-you..” Hmm, maybe he should go home instead after he got Ino on the leash again. He felt like he was going to have some damn heart attack!