#theboobfather

[bukbot]

theboobfather: When the egg man makes eggs -.-.

beesinurstomache: Tell em bukbot Will try to eat something first.

[draconic-cuddles]

I have now had two people tell me that it's pedophilia to find Blue Diamond hot smh

FUCKING HOW!?

SHE’S THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD AND IS VERY OBVIOUSLY AN ADULT!

[demilypyro]

Also Tharja is bisexual but for some dumbass reason or another you can't romance her as F!Robin. They try to fix this in Fates with Rhajat who is literally just Tharja 2 being able to S-Support F!Corrin, but she's exclusive to Birthright and for some reason the other canon bi girl, Soleil from Conquest, has the exact same problem as Tharja in that she can't S-Support any women.

okay so the main thing i gather from this is that if i ever care to play another Fire Emblem game it should be “Birthright".

[eliwoods-eyes-edits]

bootleg moomins requested by @theboobfather

[hellsite-yano]

Alright, I was in a server run by a guy, his friend, and his fiance, with him and his fiance (who I shall not name) being the biggest offenders here. They also moderated the Pokemon RP the server had, and while it seemed fine at first, suddenly the RP got what amounted to a "you can't question the admins ever" rule, and questioning this rule would even get you kicked out of the server. Thankfully this rule did get abolished, but then came along Femmefish, yes THAT Femmefish. (1)

Femmefish made it known, on a server with minors on it mind you, pretty quickly that she was a pedophile, whining in the vent channel about how unfair it was she wasn’t openly allowed to talk about wanting to molest children on Writscrib (F) like she could on Tumblr. Multiple people, including minors, begged for her to be kicked, and the head admin even wanted her kicked, but one admin said it’d be unfair since she didn’t “technically” break any server rules, and then the fiance, well… (2)    

She started agreeing with the “TECHNICALLY” bullshit, then also dared to say that it’d be like kicking a gay person from the server for being gay. Yes, she did put pedophilia on the same level as just being gay. Now keep in mind people got kicked for just being annoying or having dumbass opinions, like one person being kicked for SLIGHTLY defending PETA (they weren’t even saying PETA was a good organization, just that they understood why people fall for their BS and sympathized with ‘em) (3)   

Spoiling movies got you banned. But a pedophile is open about being a pedophile and even tries to defend honor killings and headhunting in some dumbass argument about moral subjectivity? Oh she can stay because TECHNICALLY she isn’t breaking any written rule but all these people breaking unwritten ones gotta go, guys! As for the RP, it was just… a lot to unpack, honestly. I don’t wanna go into too much detail, but the fiance openly admitted to purposely hurting and manipulating a minor. (4)            

  And what did she try to manipulate and hurt him over? A ship that they wrote together. That’s it. After he had enough and left, her new target for this shit became someone else in the server. And later on when we called out how shitty she was treating this person, she actually said, no joke, that we were only “defending her (the friend’s) bad behavior” because “she’s trans and I’m cisgender!” Yeah she deadass pulled the fuckin’ “cisphobe” card on us, lmfao. Eventually we had enough. (5)            

Enough of the constant bullying from the admin and his fiance, enough of his fiance especially playing the victim each and every fuckin’ time she pulled some shit, enough of the admin constantly bitching about us doing things with OUR characters that he didn’t like, enough of the fiance constantly accusing us of not caring if she’d commit suicide just because we were too busy to RP or too emotionally exhausted to offer her proper support despite us suggesting a therapist multiple times. (6?)

Enough of the admin shilling for her bad behavior just because she was his fiance, enough of him clearly trying to write a grand novel while the rest of us just wanted to actually roleplay instead of plan each and every little thing out, just… enough of their constant fucking abuse towards all of us. And Femmefish never got kicked. It took Discord themselves literally deleting her account for her to disappear, and this was after we had all left anyway. (7)

What a fuckin ride man. Haven’t heard the name ‘femmefish’ in ages

[joey-wheeler-official]

🔥RWBY

the fact that the fanbase rarely talks about the worldbuilding or story as opposed to shipping speaks volumes but i don’t know if its about the fandom, the shows writing or both

[mariakono]

Ah I see... well then! Let's go with Junko.

sorry for the long reply! i had a busy day!

favorite thing about them

BOY. WHERE TO BEGIN.When LoLK came out, at first i was disappointed in her. Just “Junko”?? Her design looks plain. Man, a Yukariface... She looks boring. I’m sure no one’s gonna remember her.And then we got the translation of her story and she went to do the biggest 360° ever in front of me. She ended up being AMAZING.

She has an AMAZING backstory which i don’t think i’ve ever seen before, byakuren and ichirin’s backstories’ tragicness pale in comparison of JUNKO, the woman who suffered grief and loss so hard that she deadass went on and purified herself to become the purest being ever, completely suppressing her emotions to the point where she doesn’t feel grief for no one anymore, suppressing her LAST NAME (and maybe her actual name but i don’t wanna say bullshit i am not fact checking the wiki because i gotta rush this paragraph with my raw emotions about junk) and setting up a huge plan to take revenge like a moon-dwelling version of count of monte christo (who is my favourite fictional character of all times). And cherry on the top, her alliance with Hecatia, the overall dynamics she has with her Hecatia (she has a spellcard in hecatia’s bossfight like, man, wow), and the fact that it’s literally her moving on from her loss and find happiness again? Fucking 

GENIUS

least favorite thing about them

Buuuut in the end i still think her design is weak. She is amazing with her big black robe, her sash, and her hair, but I think she deserved a more popping design. She’s gotta own it. I feel like she’s not fully owning it

favorite line

"Chang’e, are you watching?!” straight up made me cry once i understood it

brOTP

Mmhmhh, can’t think of any? I don’t think she would befriend people easily. But... Hear me out, her and Byakuren? Similar backstories hahe

OTP

HecaJun or bust

nOTP

I don’t like Reisen/Junko because 99% of the time the depiction is really in poor taste. Shame

random headcanon

man i’m stuck on this one i’m not good with junko headcanons but any hecajun content that @euphori-cat has produced is my headcanon

unpopular opinion

Junko is, from what i see from japanese touhou folks i follow on twitter, one of the most popular stage 6 boss in the entirerty of touhou, and there’s a great reason for that. and i just said everything above

[peachy-political]

Hey so... I'm sorry for this morning. I don't even have an excuse or some shit I was just argumentative and I took it too far and that was wrong of me.

Thank you for apologising, I appreciate it.

Im sorry if I came across as rude and petty too.