#thebuttaffliction

[obama-cares]

i love free food and orange juice and yes hospital friends!!!

orange juice is the only thing that matters and do u think we will have cool hospital friends or totally lame losers idk we gotta choose our hospital before we do this just to make sure we get the coolest friends

[obama-cares]

lets do happy dance on ms williams fucking desk and then kick her in the face ohmygod i'm going to shoot myself in the eye if we have her again kILL ME I AM NOT READY

hell yeah if we shoot ourselves then we dont have to go to school and instead we can go to the hospital and get free food and those wierd orange juice containers they have and we can make hospital friends i think we should do this i’ll get the guns

[obama-cares]

ella i'm going to hurl myself into the sun we have school in 48 hours i'm prayin 2 jesus that we're in the same class

oh my god i want to shoot myself in the foot i am not ready for school somebody get me my gun also yeah if im in ur class we gotta do a happy dance and thank the gods