#thecarolferris

[shootingstarsinhell]

+thecarolferris

Oh wow, you're gorgeous.

[yourfortuneismine-blog]

#oh shoe buddy#it's about time you showed up

I aim to please.

[iforgemyownfuture-blog]

thecarolferris replied to your post: Maybe I just won’t speak.

Oh? Any particular reason why you’ve made that decision?

Because. Well.

I can't lie. About anything.

[thesherwoodflorist]

//okay meme answer in the AM. Just realised I have to be up in 5 hours. EEP!

[thesherwoodflorist]

♥ ▼ ☄

♥ - Love Fact

  Dinah lives in every moment. She can be swept off her feet in an hour long adventure, or a surprise call to action. Knowing this, has made some men quite anxious at times.

▼ - Childhood Fact

Dinah was her Daddy’s girl. Dinah’s earlier years were filled with spending time at his Office rather than the Flower Shop her mother operated. This was no accident. “Little Laurel” was Mommy’s little spy.

☄ - Food Fact

Dinah can “cook” two things well. Cake and coffee. Obviously the coffee is a brewing and flavouring chemistry, and not obscenely difficult. Cake is her only real achievement in the kitchen. She love it, and since she was young would find any holiday, or school mate’s birthday, a reason to bake cake- from a box, of course.

[thesherwoodflorist]

Dear Sister Wives

Have you seen one or both of the Greens? I seem to have misplaced both of them shortly after a League call.

In any case, I hope they don’t turn up. Attendance for both of you is requested for Poker Night with the Ladies. Diana, Barda, the Birds, and few other fashionable drinkers will be turning up. Zinda has called for a dress code of Roaring 20s Great Gatsby.

  Be there! Love yous ♥♥

Dinah.

[thesherwoodflorist]

♣

Dinah stared at the nurse.

"No, see, I believe you think you know what you’re saying. I’m now saying I don’t believe what that piece of paper is telling you. I haven’t been sleeping with any men."

There was a shrug form the nurse. “It says here you’re married.”

"I am, but he’s in space with his damn friend. Long story.”

The nurse asked the obvious question, “Then who have you been sleeping with, Mrs. Queen?”

"The damn friend’s wife/girl-friend-I’m not exactly sure what they are right now. I’ve got a few other things on my mind. Like how biology works…"

The nurse looked at her trying to gauge her reaction, perhaps her patient was having an anxiety attack at the news. “If it works the way you say it does, you’ll be happy to know it’s a girl.”

//Dinahmun cackles. Dinah is so confused.

[thesherwoodflorist]

∞ ♥ XD

∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)

[SMS]

I walked into the bathroom. I walked back out into a bar I didn’t recognise. Where are you?

♥ -For a regular text.

[SMS]

Pretty Lady want to get some Greek? I want molten cheese in the worst way.

XD - For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

[SMS]

Hal tried to show Lian how to use the zip line in the backyard. He totally ate shit because he forgot how heavy he was compared to a 5 year old! Pics incoming.