Top 10: Reasons why Amazon.com kicks butt
Everyone who has experienced Amazon.com loves it. We will be here all day going over the joys of having an Amazon.com account. There is a reason Amazon.com is one of the largest Internet retailers on the planet. I'm going to give you the top ten
10. No pressure: You can shop at your leisure. You could be in a three piece suit or sitting on the toilet. You buy the item and your done. Enough said!
9. Prime makes you feel special: (Prime is a additional service plan you can buy that enhances your shipping and handling experience)I mean come on! I can just happen to go on Amazon.com on Monday for no reason and buy a pair of socks from out of Nebraska and by Thursday I'm wearing them. That logistical accomplishment is awesome.
8. Shop for everybody: Easy to shop for the wife, kids, girlfriend mom and yourself. When your in a household with different personalities, age and interest shopping isn't easy. This goes double for holidays.
7. You can be selfish: You can buy what you want, when you want and it can all be for you. There is nobody at the store looking at you like your crazy for wanting that gas grill that looks just like the one you bought last year. Your free to make good and bad choices for yourself about yourself.
6. Discount: savings, savings, savings. There is nothing better in the world than finding a random item that is 70% off. You didnt even know you wanted that item until you saw that little percentage number in red.
5. You can learn about products: Many times we hear the women in our life talking all the time about something. There are a few times where we listen and care. Those moments when we care but can't admit to not listening like we should have brings us to Amazon.com. We may now the style, name and may not have a clue to what it looks like and how much it cost. Amazon.com helps men become educated. Think of Amazon.com as the Google of gift buying
4. You can be spontaneous: Having the option of buying something as soon as the thought crosses your mind. What is even better when you are scrolling along page to page and discover something you have always wanted. It is like you were finally able to go hunting and catch the big one.
3. It comes to you: Buying items from garbage bags to jewelry delivered to your front door is the definition of service. All you have to do is sit back and wait for Fed ex, UPS, the mail man or that occasional no name courier service to ring your bell and ask for you. As a man you can look at the other guy like "yeah homeboy I bought something" what a great feeling
2. No kids: Do I really have to break this down.
1. You can be cheap in privacy: You know what your account is looking like. You know when your next paycheck is coming. Amazon.com helps you buy what you can truly afford without having the pressure of store clerks and retail staff looking at you funny because your buying the cheapest shirt on the rack.