#thedemonjar

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Deadpool, imagine you had to eliminate three people from your life. You'd retain all of your memories and thoughts of them but they were completely cut out. Who would they be?

Spider-Man (people will stop shipping us)

Batman (just because)

Balaath's stupid insanity jar but not Balaath.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

#I'm going to BE you someday.

Bal what the @#?&

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[idontsayabracadabra]

OOC: ever get so bored at 7 in the morning that you badly draw a bunch of characters including your own in corny sitcom situations?

no?

then you should probably get away from me because i think this horrific disease is contagious 

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Home (W)Reckoning | Wade & Bal

Deadpool appeared in his apartment, boots heavily thudding down onto the carpeted floors, the boards creaked. Shoulders were hunched and his breaths were still short, chest rose and fell rapidly. "Stupid @#?&ing day and this stupid @#?&ing world." Wade's gloved fist smashed against one of the empty display cabinets in the living room, shattering the glass and causing blood to seep through the fabric's tear. "..Not even real.. torturous lives and meaningless plots and threads.." another fist collided with a wall, punching a dent straight into it; Deadpool's knuckles broke on impact but he was oblivious. "Drama, drama, drama.. @#?&ing false life.. stupid popularity.. Marvel shoehorning me into existence.. fan blogs.. can't die, won't die." His mutterings were deluded, insane babble brought on by a bout of fury as he decided to throw a cabinet full of memorial plates down. They shattered. "Nobody knows.. nobody understands.. nobody.. won't just leave me in peace."

[idontsayabracadabra]

OOC: if you want your character in it, hit me up with a gif or like this idk

[regeneratingdegenerate]

thedemonjar

ooc: I have no idea if anybody is aware of Balaath's OOC origins but he started out as a joke between Plim and I before he became a fully fledged character - although confined to a jar. He's honestly one of the most interesting and funniest OCs I've come across and I cannot say a bad word about him. He's snarky, has questionable taste in television and is pretty much perfect in every way. People just need to stop kidnapping him all the time. Seriously though, go follow thedemonjar because as a character he is amazingsauce.

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[TEXT] h ELP ME

He glances down to the phone and snorts a laugh.

[TEXT] Have fun in the city, Bal.