#thefannibalstable

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Hannibal: *calls the police*

Officer: Hello 911

Hannibal: I'd like to report a crime.

Officer: And what was the crime? Do you know who did it?

Hannibal: My husband,His name is Will Graham and he didn't hug me before work.

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Hannibal: *texting Will*

'Send nudes'

Will: *rolls eyes and thinks about it*

Beverly: *whispers into Will's ear*

Will: *smiles and sends Hannibal a make up pallet*

Hannibal: 'Disappointed but not surprised'

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I am most active on twitter now.

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Will: *burns mouth on hot food* *yells* Fuck- My mouth!

Hannibal: *comes around the corner quickly* Well if you insist.

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Will: When I was a kid people wanted to tell me hot dog ingredients weren't actually dogs

Hannibal: And?

Will: So ignored them because.. Why else would it be called that?

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Will: *singing at 4am* *alone*

🎵I want nap with somebody..

I wanna fall asleep with somebody🎵

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"Will, you forgot to French tuck."

—Hannibal,going on a date with Will after watching Queer Eye

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*Will can't sleep at 2:45AM*

Hannibal: Will,pardon my language but why the hell are you wearing four sunglasses?

Will: Blocking out my haters

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