Jun 11, 2017
Happy birthday Liz 👑#yaaaasssqweeen #thefarmerwantsawife (at Green Olive at Red Hill)
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Happy birthday Liz 👑#yaaaasssqweeen #thefarmerwantsawife (at Green Olive at Red Hill)
Who will go on farmer wants a wife? Episode 3.
My predictions: Farmer Julz: Amanda? Or Alex. Farmer Matt: Anna. Farmer Jed: Kerry. Farmer Adam: hard to say. Could Hayley's princess beginning on the farm f it up for her? Maybe. If not then I think it could be christine or tenealle. My pick I guess tenealle. Farmer Lachie: The chick who's parents have a hobby farm. I can't remember her name lol. TBH I find it weird that he's on a show about a farmer wanting a wife (someone who will get down and dirty and work hard!) and the country girl is *too* country for him? Wtf dude lol? Farmer Lance: (If he was making a choice!): Maybe Lisa unless he thinks that Karren- his favourite- wants to go? Though the fave hasn't been taking to farmer life. Like not getting on a horse. Who went: Farmer Jules: Amanda. ✔️ Farmer Matt: Anna. ✔️ Farmer Jed: Shenelle. ❌ Farmer Adam: Kelsea. ❌ Farmer Lachie: Kate. ✔️ Farmer Lance: nobody leaving. Well I guess there outta five ain't bad.... ;) It's a pass. Though would be interesting to see who lance would have picked....
The farmer wants a wife. Episode 2.
Episode 2: the ladies move in….
Farmer Lachie- I hope he finds the one after the disaster of “married at first sight.” I could be his farmhand any day… 😜 Early pick: Belinda. They seemed to get on great at the speed date.
Farmer Jed- bit of a cringe at the speed dating but I think it’s cute. Early pick: Kerry or Shenelle.
Farmer Julz- not my type physically but by episode 2 I’m like there’s something about him. And he’s a good dad! (I like dads for some reason.) Early pick: Megan.
Farmer Matt- don’t think he’s as cute as they all think but he does have a contagious smile and laugh. Early pick: Amelia.
Farmer Adam- he’s one I could totes marry!! Cute and seems nice and down to earth. 😜Early pick: Hayley (though maybe Kelsea as Hayley didn’t do herself any favours).
Farmer Lance- I hope he finds a woman. He’s funny and I’d totally have a drink with him but he’s like my dads age lol. And I really hope he stops talking in the third person! Early pick: Lisa.
Watching “The farmer wants a wife” and thinking how much I’d love me a farm boy….
Episode 2: the ladies move in…
Farmer Lachie- I hope he finds the one after the disaster of “married at first sight.” I could be his farmhand any day… 😜 Early pick: Belinda. They seemed to get on great at the speed date.
Farmer Jed- bit of a cringe at the speed dating but I think it’s cute. I can't think of an early pick for him yet.
Farmer Julz- not my type physically but by episode 2 I’m like there’s something about him. And he’s a good dad! (I like dads for some reason.) Early pick: Megan.
Farmer Matt- don’t think he’s as cute as they all think but he does have a contagious smile and laugh. I can't think of an early pick for him yet.
Farmer Adam- he’s one I could totes marry!! Cute and seems nice and down to earth. 😜Early pick: Hayley (though maybe Kelsea as Hayley didn't do herself any favours)...
Farmer Lance- I hope he finds a woman. He’s funny and I’d totally have a drink with him but he’s like my dads age lol. And I really hope he stops talking in the third person! Early pick: Lisa.
The fat girl wants a farmer....
For a world weary cynic when it comes to the idea of love (see upcoming blog post) I sure as hell read a shitload of romance or chick-lit novels.
Recently (as in the last 6 months) I’ve been loving chick-lit set in the country. Karly Lane, Rachael Treasure, Rachael Johns, Fiona Palmer, Fiona McCallumn, Fleur McDonald etc.
Despite having never having lived in the country I love it when I’m up there like at my Aunty’s.
The peace and quiet, the beautiful scenery, the boiling heat and the freezing cold (two bookends to the crazy weather in the country), the sounds and sights and yes even smells of the animals (stock and pets)…
I don’t consider myself allergic to hard work. In short I could totes be a farmer’s wife.
I’m just missing one teensy tiny little detail: the farmer to be my husband lol. Obviously I couldn’t ever go on a show like “the farmer wants a wife.” Because why would they pick afar chick? They wouldn’t.
Still if you know a farmer send him this fat girls way….