Mar 29, 2017
“If I gave up every time I failed, I would never have invented my fireproof pants! [Pants burn up, revealing his underwear] Still working the kinks out a bit.”
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“If I gave up every time I failed, I would never have invented my fireproof pants! [Pants burn up, revealing his underwear] Still working the kinks out a bit.”
"That's not a monster! That's our butler, Lefty."
Prince and Princess of Wales
#SetMeInMotion Wherever you’re going, it’s all right... been a fun month with No. 1 son Tristan home for winter break talking about the past and listening to his plans for the future. Now heading east to Knoxville this evening to overnight with my wife’s family, then back to @etsu for the upcoming spring semester starting Monday next. (Found the picture of him and me from twenty years ago while on the Christ The King Lutheran Church playground. Many many miles ago. #TempusFugit indeed.) Safe travels, Mr. Tristan. Looking forward to the next time you roll into the House Onek driveway to share a cup of coffee and hear all about your latest adventures. #CarpeDiem #TheFutureHasArrived #GoHaveAnAdventure #FortisFortunaIuvat (at Memphis, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsdfrWLA7MV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jw5jv6rqy9sa
He’s a hero of a pizza deliveryman
Ring-a-ding
Everyone’s favorite human cannonball...Gaston!
"Aaaaaah, that's good joe!"