#thegingerbreadbitch

[notunicornholio]

thegingerbreadbitch replied to your post: thegingerbreadbitch replied to your post: all my...

OKIE NO PROBS :* i’ll read up on ‘em and urrythang u won’t even know what hit u till ya see the fading bruise a week later :b

AW YEAH

asdfjlasd have i told you lately that i love you?

[notunicornholio]

thegingerbreadbitch replied to your post: all my ships might as well be the FRIGGIN TITANIC ...

i’mma draw you a ship u like okay bbu whatchu want and how you want it? anyway you want it that’s the way i’ll draw it :B

gandalf you are a legend :'D

mom racer and sparky would make my life~

and i have no clue how i want it ;o;

could u surprise me? :3

[notunicornholio]

dear dad, dear past me

Dear dad,  you're pretty chill most of the time.  I appreciate all that you do for me and all the hours you spend working to provide from us... but you've gotta understand a few things.  One, I can't stand hanging around you when you're drunk, which is all the time.  I really wish you'd quit.  Two, there are some things I'm sensitive about, like my education and my future, and snide comments about them really piss me off.  Three, I know you think calling me "fatass" is cute and a funny nickname, and you don't mean anything by it, but it does hurt my feelings, even if I play along with it like I have for the past 8 or so years.

Dear past me, I'm sorry I've let you down.  I know you thought I'd be married and have a job and a house and a really cool basset hound dog by now.  I envy how outgoing and optimistic you were, I wish I didn't become so bitter and withdrawn.  I wish I knew what happened to our outlook on life.  But I'd like to think you'd be at least just a little bit proud of the fact that I never quit loving those same cartoons we loved so much when I was you and the fact that we kept our grades up all the way through school and graduated with honors.  All in all, past self, I miss being you.

[notunicornholio]

thegingerbreadbitch replied to your photo: Here’s the potato I case y’all thought I was lying

maybe the door gave birth to it

cheruphim replied to your photo: Here’s the potato I case y’all thought I was lying

looks like a peace offering

omg

the door gave birth to a potato to appease the humans

[notunicornholio]

IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIIIIIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GOOOOO KEEP YOU ON MY ARM GIIIIIIIIRL YOU'D NEVER BE ALOOOOOOOONE

[notunicornholio]

thegingerbreadbitch replied to your photoset: crying because i make a flawless pops racer

bootyful

arigato ;o;

[notunicornholio]

thegingerbreadbitch replied to your post: thegingerbreadbitch replied to your post:...

what even was he crying about

being an uncultured swine

[notunicornholio]

thegingerbreadbitch replied to your post: I just overheard my mom tell my brothers “It’s...

omg it’s not even tomorrow yet

Well... technically over here it is

but i woke up at six thirty so i was just laughing at all of them