#thehotimpeccablydressedvampire

[caelumblack]

It kind of makes me feel like a vampire .. or Batman

friend: so why do you always wear long black clothes

me: well, when I walk and my clothing whips up and against my legs it kind of makes me feel like a vampire .. or Batman

[caelumblack]

the hot impeccably dressed vampire

Hipster guy neighbors talking to each other and me overhearing because the window is open.

Neighbor 1: so who is the hot impeccably dressed vampire who lives here

Neighbor 2 replies: the one always dressed in long black flowing clothes you mean with the red lipstick

N1: yup, that one

N2: don't know, she moved in like a couple of months ago, she was just here suddenly, why'd you call her a vampire

N1:doesn't that sound incredibly vampirelike, anyway, I never see her during the day, the curtains are always drawn shut, she's like super pale and super hot

N2 answers after a quiet moment: well when you put it like that

N1: be honest, it would be hot 

N2: yeah totally

I decide it's time to interrupts the guys and blow their vampire bubble so I lean out of the window in daytime, making sure they see me while smiling the best vampire smile I can muster

Me: Sup guys..

  Now that's the kind of conversation I would love to overhear any day of the week