#thehumansymphony

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

May I request "All comedians are Bees"?

Ah but not all bees are comedians 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[goldenheadfreckledheart]

thehumansymphony replied to your post ““How much would it cost to order 500 cupcakes” sounds like the...”

I once tried to make 36 cookies and somehow ended up with 100. So if I knew my trick I’d make tons of cupcakes for you.

I feel like this is the most quintessentially Emily statement you’ve ever made.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

thehumansymphony replied to your video: Naked and ouchy Tiger is naked and ouchie.

I accidentally spent 6 hours in the sun a few weeks ago and got lobster-burned myself. Could only do cold showers for a week. It was awful. I’m still healing up.

I was out there for almost nine hours. I really should have noticed that I was sizzling.

[lightspren]

thehumansymphony I'm genuinely surprised that I never thought of music as a stim????

YEAH U SHOULD ASK @thesomberqueer ABOUT MUSIC STIMS LOL cause 80% of the time I’m a “hiss noise is bad All Silence All The Time” but HE likes to blow his eardrums out for funsies

[lightspren]

@thehumansymphony like, like, music that you stim with. music that makes your brain do the Thing. you know how slime and paint mixing are stim things yeah? well auditory stims are a thing too i hope that wasn't mansplain-y lol if you're wondering WHAT music, right now for me it's Cleopatra, Ophelia, and Gun Song all by the Lumineers

[lightspren]

@thehumansymphony the thought is appreciated let's see if we can cough and hack Jingle Bells together

[lightspren]

@thehumansymphony said: Bras are never worth it but tea always is

I decided the tea being worth it outweight the other so now I have tea AND french fries

[goldenheadfreckledheart]

thehumansymphony replied to your post “Hi friends good news, we have a place to live next year and also: ...”

YAY KITTY SNUGGLES

EMILY I AM SO EXCITED