#thejerkinforensics

[trilliumjones]

thejerk-inforensics replied to your post: //I wanted to work on more posts but I got caught...

//*slides in* Heathers?? Did you like it??

So-so. I expected a lot more deaths than there actually were. Otherwise it was alright. 

[velmstxr]

📖 (For Charlie, if that would be okay?)

📖 for what my muse would write about yours in their diary.

       dear libellus,

            i’m not good at this. this whole… romance            thing. half of the time i feel like i’m making            charlie miserable, and the other half, i feel             like i’m making myself miserable. it’s not that             he isn’t a great guy or anything, i just … i             don’t like going out like he does. he has this             way with words that just… draw people to him.            and i don’t. crowds make me queasy and             the outdoors and i don’t get along very well,             either. 

                   i know it ‘ it’s not you, it’s me ‘ sounds like the                    ultimate scapegoat, but. i don’t know how much                    longer i can do this. 

     - VD

[dimmockrp]

Dimmock: hey Anderson i need a favor Anderson: oh god what have you done

alternate: Dimmock: Anderson I need a favour 

Anderson: I will be there with the car and a shovel in fifteen minutes

@thejerk-inforensics

//Basically tho

#friendship

(although Dimmock is back here going “excuse you I don’t do that much stuff. Besides break stuff.”)

[dimmockrp]

According to Anderson, Dimmock smells like too much aftershave mixed with cheap soap, fasle apple smelling shampoo and pine o clean. (But he's just an asshole. I imagine Dimmock smells more homely than the other yarders. Like burning wood on a fire and gingerbread)

//that is beautiful. I love it. Both of them. 

It probably depends on the day, because I bet you anything Dimmock DOES put on too much aftershave, and he’s such a cheapskate that you know his soap is cheap (though his kids have quality soap), and he likes sweet things so I wouldn’t put it past him to use Ella’s apple-shampoo once in a blue moon when his own runs out. And he’s a very clean/neat person, so cleaning supplies are definitely something I see him smelling like.

But around the holidays, he has the fire going and makes gingerbread with the kids, and he smells nice and homey.

[dimmockrp]

“I know just how to make that pretty face of yours even prettier…”

“By putting makeup and a wig on me and turning me into the most gorgeous drag queen?”

[dimmockrp]

notyouraveragesecretary and thejerk-inforensics should team up and tease Dimmock about his shortness

I mean 

whut

I said nothing

shhhhhh

[dimmockrp]

[text: Dimsum] Okay Dimmock, I'm a little drunk but I'm going to impart some wisdom on you anyway. I was about your age when i first drank birthday cake flavoured vodka. Don't make my mistakes, it's meant to be good but instead it just tastes like disappointment.

[text] That is actually very good advice because I would do the exact same thing. Also you were my age not that long ago. You’re *that* old.

[dimmockrp]

//So it seems like Dimmock’s two best friends are Anderson and Sherlock, who are intelligent [sometimes] assholes. I’m not sure what this says about Dimmock XD