Dec 29, 2018
thejokeisonme
all I want is a sexy top to fucking tie me down is...
this was the first post I saw when I opened tumblr tonight wow
im sure you love it alexa :)
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thejokeisonme
all I want is a sexy top to fucking tie me down is...
this was the first post I saw when I opened tumblr tonight wow
im sure you love it alexa :)
Cut off my friends to focus on my family. He goes out with his.
I guess the moral of the story is: Never set yourself on fire to keep someone warm when they’re already out partying.
thejokeisonme replied to your post “we may be approaching the time to change to the new era aesthetic...”
my pussy is fucking braced
ooh youre all ready for my invasion baby
thejokeisonme replied to your photo “my favorite person picked this tattoo for my left ass cheek. what do...”
don’t forget about the palm tree on the other!!! you can’t have uneven ass cheeks
quiet woman
thejokeisonme
leos are the best zodiac sign. there i said...
um virgos say hello but whatever
oh honey no
virgo!
virgo: what’s your #1 pet peeve?
when people dont use their fucking blinker?? like thank you so much for not telling me where youre going so i spent 10 mins waiting for your ass only for you to turn you absolute egg
thank you alexa :)
thejokeisonme replied to your post “we’re all just out here being gay 4 tay”
now if this ain’t me
no it me
My secret friends strike again! For 5 months I've been receiving mysterious mermaid themed gifts. The suspense is killing me! #iamnotgoodwithsurprises #thejokeisonme (at Crystal, Minnesota)