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x|| @thekillercoffeeaddict liked for a starter!
“ 𝓘f you keep standing there you might as well attach a pole and some straw and be a scarecrow.” Alistair began, looking back to the person nearby. He wasn’t overly social and didn’t seek out interactions and he often found that interactions found him instead, whether he wanted them to or not. But being that he wasn’t simply able to repel others at will, he would have to deal with it for the time being.
"I can climb that." She's drunk and should not be climbing anything, but moves to try anyway. (I need more drunk Inej because it's hilarious)
❛ UH, KAZ… ? ❜ NO , NOWHERE TO BE SEEN , OF COURSE NOT. ❛ jesper ? ❜ does anyone want to take responsibility before inej does something drunk and stupid that a weekend first aid course has in no way prepared kuwei to handle? no shit. everyone’s disappeared , and kuwei moves to stand in front of inej , just in case. think of something, think of something, think of something—— ❛ shall we look for nina ? ❜ / @kniiivesdrawn
what did i do to deserve @thekillercoffeeaddict in my life just wondering
@thekillercoffeeaddict wandered in the studio
It’s been a l o n g day.
Henry had been back and forth across the city on different errands, from trying to regain confiscated property from the police to practically begging on his knees to get his job back, all from being thought MISSING for the past several days.
But the WORST of all? He couldn’t find his damned keys. Standing disgruntled in the middle of the hallway of the apartment, he patted down his pockets. Not in the front. Not in the back.
“ Now, where could I have...? ”
Kelila
ultimate ship meme + @thekillercoffeeaddict !
GENERAL
rate the ship - awful | ew | no pics pls | i’m not comfortable | alright | i like it! | got pics? | let’s do it! | why is this not getting more attention?! | the otp to rule all other otps
how long will they last? - ....as long as the other's still around, honestly.
how quickly did/will they fall in love? - i mean it took only a few days in canon for them to be Smitten, then a few more after the ad.som/a.gos gap to acknowledge it, so...pretty fast.
how was their first kiss? - for luck, right before they broke into the archives of the danes' company. very romantic.
WEDDING
who proposed? - not lila 'commitment? idk her' bard, for sure. so...kell.
who is the best man/men? - kell's best man would, obviously, be rhy. lila went with alucard, to kell's displeasure.
who is the bride's maid(s)? - //
who did the most planning? - ....to be fair, neither of them. if anyone threw their all into the wedding plans, it was rhy.
who stressed the most? - unsurprisingly, lila. not that she was second-guessing her feelings, more like the perspective of being married got her freaking out for a bit.
how fancy was the ceremony? - back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | normal church wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | kate and william wish they were this big.
who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - berras emery. everyone hates him.
CHILDREN
how many children will they have naturally? - ...i'd say one, two at most. lila isn't really the huge family type, so she'd be good with a small unit.
how many children will they adopt? - i'm including that number in the one or two. if they don't have any naturally, they'd adopt, but then again within the same number limit.
who gets stuck with the most diapers? - they try to share, but in an emergency it's probably kell.
who is the stricter parent? - also kell. he has #experience from being rhy's brother, and lila is much too chill over parenting or that's what she says.
who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - KELL. lila enables them.
who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - both are very attentive to that.
who is the more loved parent? - they're loved equally, although at times that opinion might lean in lila's favor after some scolding from kell.
who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - they're both going. kell to be constructive, lila to fight™
who cried the most at graduation? - they both swear up and down they did not, but it has more to do with the fact that they're not easy cryers than not being emotional, which they very much were.
who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - kell, again from experience. but i feel like lila could handle it too, since she's been in her fair share of trouble.
COOKING
who does the most cooking? - lila, since she's much more used to handling it on her own and being self-efficient.
who is the most picky in their food choice? - i wouldn't say kell is picky per se, but if there had to be one pickier than the other, it'd be him.
who does the grocery shopping? - they usually share, but lila's the one making the list more often than not.
how often do they bake desserts? - not very often? i mean, lila knows how to bake, but she usually does it when there's something to be celebrated.
are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - a balance of both, slightly leaning towards meat.
who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - ....either is likely, i think. not much in general, though.
who is more likely to suggest going out? - lila all the way. rhy isn't the only one dragging kell to nightclubs and parties.
who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - if i had to pick one....kell. ( lila vc: have you ever used an oven, oh my god, )
CHORES
who cleans the room? - both are pretty used to keeping their general environment clean and organized, i think.
who is really against chores? - neither. lila's used to it, kell isn't particularly lazy, so they generally don't have a problem with that.
who cleans up after the pets? - from having a dog, lila.
who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither, it's gross and they avoid it.
who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - if someone fretted, it'd be kell? only when they don't really /know/ the guests, i guess.
who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - .....lila, and she tucked it into her jean pocket no questions asked,
MISC
who takes the longer showers/baths? - neither. they both favor efficiency, so they're out of the shower pretty fast and don't take that many baths.
who takes the dog out for a walk? - lila loves her pupper, she's the one who'll walk it and go for a run while she's at it.
how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - kell, who generally celebrates more than lila does. she thinks it's endearing.
what are their goals for the relationship? - stick together. trust each other. be happier, way happier than if they were on their own.
who is most likely to sleep till noon? - kell, but he ever rarely does.
who plays the most pranks? - LILA. kell's had a near heart-attack one too any times, tbh.
&&&
/ haha get rec’d.
this is cheating somehow but. i’d like to recommend:
@kniiivesdrawn, @dxrtyhands, @ghezenblessed, @worthtrouble, @hartrendr, @oflegendaries, @astrificare, @barrelphantom, @boybrute — everyone in the soc rpc. one of the FRIENDLIEST and most chill rpcs i’ve ever been in, ever, and it’s all down to you beauties!!!
@killercoffeeaddict / @fire-and-frost liked this for a starter from Ryan
“We’re not alone. There are... eavesdroppers. We can’t talk here.”
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“What this? No, it’s not from a fight. I accidentally banged my face by the doorframe.” Wylan chuckled, cheeks flushed in embarrassment as the other pointed out a purplish bruise on his left cheekbone. “I wish it was from a fight. That’ll be record-breaking.”
