#theladyofpie

[shiftythrifting]

How much blood is too much blood on a secondhand pair of jeans? The jeans I just bought had a lot of bloodstains, but they look very old, and the cut+fit+construction is to die for

I mean… I feel this comes down to personal preference. 

[liddocait]

@theladyofpie replied to your post “mary has spent a good three hours trying to figure out how mer-people...”

I think it's like a fish. Egg laying and crop dusting with sperm to fertilize

but then why do they have mer-tiddies?????????

[aceasadhd]

theladyofpie replied to your photo “Look at this dumb hipster and her stupid tattoo. I mean, honestly…...”

How do you have such nice writing on skin??

@navigatorsnorth is a magical being full of sandstone and love. I don’t question her powers. I just accept them for what they are and then laugh at her dumb coworkers

[vaspider]

I am sorry that people have been really terrible to you. May you never falter in your convictions

I hope this is okay to answer publicly because this is wonderful and very kind. 

Thank you very much.

[ratkhaleesi-blog]

theladyofpie replied to your post “OH SHIT IS THIS THE EPISODE WITH POINTY TRIANGLE MAN”

It's like the onceler phenomenon. Only male character that's not terribly young or old looking

I understand the Onceler because like...... at least he’s human-looking.......??

Bill is literally an illuminati symbol with stick arms and legs and an annoying voice where is the sex appeal I am 100% baffled that people wanna shove a triangle up their ass

[masswisteria]

theladyofpie replied to your post “So apparently my electric toothbrush has decided to start turning...”

It's trying to get you to brush and floss more often

It’s a benevolent robot uprising!

[dirksinbutts]

Daisy, Foxglove, Allium, Daffodil?

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

my first like meaningful kiss and not just kids bein weirdos playin house i was 13

Foxglove:  Name three facts about your family?

i live w my step mom and step dad and they are both huge nerds

we play cards against humanity once a week

none of us like doing dishes so we avoid it until we are out of spoons or cups (so like 4 days)

Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?

i can make really good guacamole

but otherwise i make bomb ass seafood pasta

Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received

any and all elephants/letters people have given me

im super sentimental and love letters

and 100000% adore elephants

[ratkhaleesi-blog]

theladyofpie replied to your post:Unpopular opinion time!!! I actually didn’t like...

I’ve been apprehensive since I heard how fucked up and unnecessarily cruel the first on screen female death it

that scene is pretty fucked up, yeah