#theladypunch

[butch-kickassidy]

My grandmother is 4'9" and also notorious in our family for hating to talk on the phone. Today is her birthday.

Wife: Did you call your Mawmaw?

Me: Yeah, on my way home.

Wife: Was she…short?

Me: …did you just.

[butch-kickassidy]

Me: *puts on work out clothes to lay on the sofa*

[butch-kickassidy]

Just chill and bang it out!

theladypunch’s advice on settling marital disputes

[butch-kickassidy]

After a weird day with weird family, both by blood and otherwise, it's nice to be reminded of one basic truth.

theladypunch remains my favorite adopted child.