Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[sms: babycakes] : Okay, so remember the most important part of this plan[sms: babycakes] : Keeping your beautiful mouth shut[sms: babycakes] : I love you but you’re so bad at secrets[sms: babycakes] : Don’t tell her okay[sms: babycakes] : Remember. We WANT her to think we forgot her birthday[sms: babycakes] : God Dammit[sms: babycakes] : WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING[sms: babycakes] : Sorry, McKnickers, your birthday is officially canceled[sms: babycakes] : If you need someone to blame, blame Lily. I am blameless










