#thelocalwizardapothecary

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I'm having a great day! sure hope nobody puts curse of sleeping on a twin sized mattress in somebodies attic or basement my whole life never graduating up inside to add another on me 😁

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).

Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!

The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me

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millenial wizard: why are apprentices "like i cant! I'm busy seeking out HIDDEN TRUTHS and FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE! 😁" like okay kiddo try seeking me out some coffee because I cant deal with adulting today

gnomus gromus: *casting penis begone!*

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lost my old blog thelocalwizardsblog to photomatt because of hammers so heres my new blog!

As always feel free to ask about for solutions for whatever wizardly condition is bothering you! Naturally I will reply and offer a range of cures as well as how it can be prevented in future!

you can find me in my wizard tower during the day or my dungeon during the night (I have no need to sleep) as my emotional support skeletons are afraid of the dark at the moment and need me down there.

now lastly the topic of my new patent medicine (which definitely works!) CeCe's Wonderous Wizard potions!

What does it do? everything of course

(What do they have in them? Is there any evidence supporting your claims? uhhh don't worry about it...)

ON SALE UP TO 50% OFF! Selling for as little as <REDACTED> lasting only 1 and 1/2 hours! Thats half the original price!