Wizard Apothecary

I'm here, I'm queer, I'll make any ailment disappear! Tis I, Cece, your local wizard apothecary!🧙‍♀️💫✨ I can offer you diagnosis, healing spells, ointments, potions, or even wards to cure or prevent any number of wizard diseases or injuries! Or a more pricey alternative you can even purchase a vile of my new patent medicine!💥‼️🌟 don't worry about whats in it though. nothing suspicious at all...

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

lost my old blog thelocalwizardsblog to photomatt because of hammers so heres my new blog!

As always feel free to ask about for solutions for whatever wizardly condition is bothering you! Naturally I will reply and offer a range of cures as well as how it can be prevented in future!

you can find me in my wizard tower during the day or my dungeon during the night (I have no need to sleep) as my emotional support skeletons are afraid of the dark at the moment and need me down there.

now lastly the topic of my new patent medicine (which definitely works!) CeCe's Wonderous Wizard potions!

What does it do? everything of course

(What do they have in them? Is there any evidence supporting your claims? uhhh don't worry about it...)

ON SALE UP TO 50% OFF! Selling for as little as <REDACTED> lasting only 1 and 1/2 hours! Thats half the original price!

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

I'm having a great day! sure hope nobody puts curse of sleeping on a twin sized mattress in somebodies attic or basement my whole life never graduating up inside to add another on me 😁

[ifuckinghatebriansella]

get fucked

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[evilwizard]

many are saying it’s time we all fused our bones together in a mad tower and travailed to scrape down the stars; to pierce the very vault of heaven

[lord-devere]

those people are wrong

[evilwizard]

it’s an ongoing debate

[evilwizard]

i will soon be releasing a new type of hog with gravity-type powers. enjoy da world

[evilwizard]

scientists are saying my Gravity Hog could be “a problem”

[slutty-wizard-council]

Don't listen to them, show us that hog ;>

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

I'm having a great day! sure hope nobody puts curse of sleeping on a twin sized mattress in somebodies attic or basement my whole life never graduating up inside to add another on me 😁

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

millenial wizard: why are apprentices "like i cant! I'm busy seeking out HIDDEN TRUTHS and FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE! 😁" like okay kiddo try seeking me out some coffee because I cant deal with adulting today

gnomus gromus: *casting penis begone!*

[gasterofficial]

wtf drinking is cool again

[wizardofbones]

[gnome-gang]

Important image for all your wizard memeing needs

Edit: Also, follow The Other Happy Place here on tumblr (I didn't know they had a tumblr account)

[nick-nonya]

[girlnephew]

[tockthewatchdog]

[precariouswizardry]

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).

Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!

The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

do the caws do well with severed hands? It's my familiar so that's kind of important

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

oh yes they get along just fine

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

ok how much for a caw?

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

free!

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Great I'll take one

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

sent!

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Sent to my house or one of my outposts?

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

outpost I believe

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Ok good. I don't know how well the caw would hold up at bottom of the ocean

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).

Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!

The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

do the caws do well with severed hands? It's my familiar so that's kind of important

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

oh yes they get along just fine

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

ok how much for a caw?

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

free!

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Great I'll take one

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

sent!

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Sent to my house or one of my outposts?

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

outpost I believe

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).

Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!

The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

do the caws do well with severed hands? It's my familiar so that's kind of important

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

oh yes they get along just fine

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

ok how much for a caw?

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

free!

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Great I'll take one

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

sent!

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).

Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!

The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

do the caws do well with severed hands? It's my familiar so that's kind of important

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

oh yes they get along just fine

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

ok how much for a caw?

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

free!

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

As many of you may or may not know, my cat and crow familiars have recently crossbreed creating a new species I have dubbed a caw (although I am open to suggestions).

Well the litter was very large and they are now old enough to be adopted! so if you or anyone you know is looking for a cat with crow wings or crow with cat ears you let me know and I will send one to you!

The dragon and the cat as it turns out have also cross bred so if anyone is looking for a pet cat with dragon wings and claws you know where to find me

[lead-sorcerer]

GIVE ME THAT CAW GIVE IT NOW

[thelocalwizardapothecary]

of course! I've just sent it on its way