#themagicconchshellknowsall

[kikillia]

but like can ur cousin and i switch tickets?? or is that rude

idk.. cus like if hes not gonna be w/ us then whats the point of him even coming ya feel?

[kikillia]

nvm i see it

posting this so the whole world can see ur shame

[iamaskitty]

themagicconchshellknowsall replied to your post “I’ve been hospitalized since yesterday and they still have no idea...”

what happened??? are you gonna be okay????? are you okay???? oh god oh man

Oh don't worry, amor, i'm fine now <3 They were worried it might be something serious like meningococcemia so they did a billion tests and it turns out there are no major alterations, so it's most likely nothing serious, just a really bad allergy or something, they're gonna have another doctor take a look and i should be out of the hospital pretty soon

[iamaskitty]

woLFSTAR FOR THE SHIP THINGY

HELL YEAH

Who kills the bugs - Remus usually just picks them up and puts them outside instead of killing them because if he left it to Sirius he'd probably burn down the house just to make sure they're deadWho hogs the sheets - Sirius. (Also, after Azkaban he has nightmares and thrashes in his sleep, but Remus has had nightmares since he was little and learned not to show it even in his sleep oops i've made this sad what were you expecting)Who hates mornings - Sirius.Who’s cranky before they had their coffee - Remus though he's not a explosive as Sirius and tends to just not talk until he has his coffeeWho’s doesn’t like their mother in law - Remus for obvious reasonsWho drives - Sirius, even though he's probably awful at itWho gets horny in awkward public places - SIRIUS BLACK YOU HORNY DOGWho had a scene phase - Sirius and it probably had 99% to do with annoying his familyWho wore braces - None of them i mean they're wizards ffs they probably have other methods for thatWho got bullied - Both of them i guess? I mean Sirius was bullied by his family pretty much his whole life so he has a pretty thick skin when it comes to it but the moment Remus starts getting bullied by slytherins he just loses his shit and curses them into oblivion because he knows Remus is more sensitive about itWho collects ceramic elephants - Remus, and probably because that's something his parents did and it makes him feel more at home (Sirius sees that and brings him ceramic elephants from everywhere he goes, as a reminder that he's also Remus's family. When he goes to stay with Remus after Azkaban, he takes the risk of going into a muggle shop and buying one because he needs Remus to know he never stopped caring oops there goes the sad again)

THANK YOU, AMOR <3

[iamaskitty]

all the multiples of 5 (for the lotr asks)

YO

5) Favorite member of the Fellowship? Probably Gimli

10) Favortie weapon? Orcrist cause it's badass and shiny

15) Best dresser? Thranduil i mean have you seen him?

20) Funniest character? Pippin or Gimli but then again maybe Bofur??

25) Character you'd like as your friend? Like all of them except maybe Sauron because ya know and Saruman because he's kind of a jerk

[iamaskitty]

themagicconchshellknowsall replied to your post “[[MOR]I’m really sad and frustrated rn the one thing i’m good at is...”

im sorry to hear that anjo </3 but there are other opportunities to get those classes, right? you can try again and get in (i think idk much about this im sorry aah) plus you might like the classes that you currently have once you actually take it

Thank you, love, but how it actually works is that i have to take the classes either way, i just won't get the professors i wanted. I'm feeling a bit better rn, but i'm very upset about it because i had never been kicked out of a class before. There are other professors, sure, but i'm really disappointed.

[iamaskitty]

themagicconchshellknowsall replied to your post: Read More →

[hugs] please feel better anjo ok i love you a whole lot ♥

[iamaskitty]

oH another thing for translation, every middle schooler's request: curses

OOOH that's hard, let me try:

filho da puta - son of a bitch

merda - shit

puta merda - something like holy shit i guess

porra - literally means spunk but we use it like you use fuck

puta que pariu - makes no sense when translated but we also use it like you use fuck

caralho - literally dick but again we use it the same way you use fuck

vai se foder - fuck you

foda-se - fuck it

cuzão - asshole