Phosh
Send me a ship and I will answer the weird questions:
Who puts up the holiday decorations? Josh. He handles most of the decorations for various holidays and special events.
Who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts? Phoenix because Josh isn’t going to finish it anyways so why let it go to waste?
Who always forgets to pick up their wet towels in the bathroom? Phoenix who often claims he’ll pick it up later but we all know he won’t.
Who talks smack while playing video games? Phoenix which I imagine is to make up for the fact that he sucks at playing video games and nearly always loses to Josh.
Who watches Jeopardy and calls out the answers? Josh, probably. He likes to see how much he knows, which always turns out to be a lot.
Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie? It rarely happens that he cries over a sad piece media but Josh is certainly more moved over these sad books and movies than Phoenix ever is.
Who sings along with the radio? Josh but only if he’s alone.
Who falls asleep on the other? Both, actually. They are just super tired all the time, the dorks
