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"Air, air!" Clint choked, poking her side.
"Air -"
A blink, confused and almost endearing in the innocence of that confusion. And then it clicked into place - one could almost see the lightbulb flaring.
"Ah!" Clint found himself released, tumbling to the floor beside her. "Please, accept my greatest apologies! You mortals are forever struggling to find their breath - 'tis so easily misplaced!"
Hey Gloriytits, it's been a while!
"TRUESIGHT!"
And just like that, she drops the phone that she had been so diligently taking gratuitous self-portraits with and bull-rushes the archer, not hugging him so much as swooping upon him and carrying him off in her arms like a bird of prey - ironically enough.
Oh, gods. Her grip squeezes all the breath out of his lungs as she drops to the floor and rolls about like a puppy.
"How I have missed you - as the sky has missed the earth! 'Tis good to see you yet grace the realm of the living!"
themanwithhawkeyes replied to your post: ♔
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"Walk away, Barton."
♔
Edge of Glory - Lady Gaga
There ain't no reason you and me should be aloneTonight, yeah baby. Tonight, yeah baby.I got a reason that you should take me home tonight.I need a man that thinks it's wrong when it's so wrongTonight, yeah baby. Tonight, yeah baby.Right on the limits where we know we both belong tonight.
♤
[A faint laughter and steady rhythm receeds in the background]
"Good evening, faithful slave--... Oh, Gods! I cannot. I cannot say it with a straight face. I merely jest, Barton. Come to think of it, that was probably a sore spot to provoke--... Let bygones be bygones, hm?
How I was able to acquire your cellular code digits is a mystery even for me, but I am hoping I am leaving this message for the right designated person. If not... This is ever more than awkward.
Or... Dare I even humor say it is hawkward?" [snrk] "This is your Lordship, Loki, by the by. Stark has offered me an invitation to sample a Midgardian form of evening passtime called... What say you... 'Bar hopping'? 'Tis a ridiculous way to pass the time, but I have found it effective-- More than effective...
I really should leave my mobile out of these intoxicating schemes. Drunking and dialing has become an unhealthy habit... Oh, but I merely ramble and self-reflect. As the Midgardian mortal would say... Err--... Tee Tee Why Elll? [ttyl]
...
That sound so moronic."
[message end]
themanwithhawkeyes started following you
"I see you finally came out of your nest. How's it going Barton?"
Your tits are glorious.
"THANK YOU, CLINT, 'TIS ONLY THE TRUTH!
DO YOU RECALL THAT OCCASION I ATTEMPTED TO CONVINCE MIDGARD OF THE EXISTENCE OF VALHALLA BY WALKING ABOUT SHIRTLESS?"
[ SHE TURNS AWAY, SCOFFING ]
"NO MATTER WHAT THE MAN OF IRON SAYS, I AM NOT AND NEVER SHALL BE SORRY FOR MY RETRIBUTION AGAINST THE UNIFORMED MEN! THEY WERE ATTEMPTING TO MANHANDLE MY GLORY!"
