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When Canadians fart do maple candies come out?

I guess if they’re magical???????

(Alfred you’re weird)

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My brother has come up with a new method of food storage- Boob Cookies. Even if you don't need a bra, you can get one and fill it with bags of food. Very handy. Much yum.

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I've been here an hour and they haven't noticed.... @bermaid-cosplay

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Blogs as Animals according to themaleking and nyogermanyandpup

- @ask-burger-boy a spaztic eagle - @themapleking Matt a moose, mattie a rabbit - @nyogermanyandpup a German Shepherd - @ask-aph-ameridork a labrador - @2p-jones a donkey - @ask-cosplay-femalespain turtle (no surprise) - @ask-the-prussian-blog a vulture - @ask-2p-southitaly a prissy snow leopard - @misterbelarus a cone snail - @ask-the-useless-german a lazy sloth - @ask-madeline-williams-blog a sweet kitten - @askfervargas a very spaztic goat - @pastaaaaaaluvr lemur - @ask-insomniac-kirkland a proper racoon - @ask-the-black-lamb a grumpy owl - @ask-aph-franceypants poodle - @ask-blogger-miss-prussia stray alley cat - @ask-chiara-vargass viper - @american-hero SQUIRREL!!!!! - @ask-arthur-the-grumpy-gent an angry scone - @ask-the-queen-of-scandanavia falcon - @ask-the-bloody-empire a praying mantis

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Sometimes you're the dude, sometimes you're the bear. The point is-FIGHT ME!!!!!!!! -Matt

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Hetalia Daredevil AU (Canada Biased because well... it’s an APH Canada blog dammit)

Matt Murdock: 2P Canada (the bitter manchild) Foggy Nelson: 1P Canada (the sassy cinnamon roll, also Matt’s closest friend) Karen Page: 1P America (the brave and budding intrepid reporter) Ben Urich: 1P Prussia (seen as washed up and on his way out but will still fight; teaches Alfred everything he knows; wants to fight Arthur) Claire Temple:  2P America (worries about Matt, doesn’t want to get involved in the conflict, wishes people would stop dying and denying medical attention) Father Lantom: 2P England (basically Matt’s therapist, is like a good dad who should ground his son) Brett Mahoney: 1P Germany (wants to keep law and order, but recognizes the good the superheros do) Wilson Fisk: 1P England (wants to create an empire from ashes) Wesley: 1P Portugal (will remain friends with Arthur no matter what) Vanessa: 1P France (I am a dirty shipper... also art... lots of art and seeing beauty in everything) Frank Castle: 1P Russia (is misunderstood, just needs a cookie, should stop shooting people...) Elektra: 2P Germany (wants to have a good time, wants to cause trouble) Stick: 2P France (doesn’t have time for coddling) Nobu: 2P Japan (will take over the world, will sacrifice your girlfriend for his plans) Gao: 1P China (has been here for forever and knows the neighborhood better than anyone else, likes watching the “children” blow up things up.)

((Made for fun, tempted to write a fic but... we’ll see. xp ))

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I like turning pretty

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I like turning pretty