The Moose King of The Maple Leaves

The home of Mattie and Matt Williams, two different personifications of Canada, the land of moose and maple everything. Ask box is always open and the current m!a is:Nothing! We're ready and waiting!

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When Canadians fart do maple candies come out?

I guess if they’re magical???????

(Alfred you’re weird)

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Is Matt a furry

No. -Matt

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Matt and Mattie: who are you?

Kuma: I'm you but furrier

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Leia: I'm not a rebel! I'm a politician.

Darth Vader: Okay, then, name one law.

Leia: Don't kill people.

Darth Vader: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

[hank-chill]

This is my uncle in 1984. 

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look at those anime legs

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Always reblog Goth Anime Legs Uncle.

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Like/reblog

If @ask-the-german-commander x sauerkraut is your new otp

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Matt: who are you

Mattie: I'm you, but sweeter

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Mattie: who are you

Matt: I'm you, but meaner

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hermione granger aged eleven: who are you

hermione granger aged seventeen: i'm you but i don't give a fuck

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Viktor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half-transfiguring into a shark during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, February 24, 1995

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baby: m...m...

me: come here, quick! i think she's going to say mama!

baby: m...minerva mcgonagall is the best headteacher hogwarts has ever had

me, openly weeping: i'm so proud

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Mattie: It's called CANada, not CAN'Tada!

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Headcanon that Alfred once tried to hire Melinda Gordon to commune with Mattie because he thought he was a ghost.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A birth certificate is just life’s participation award

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Matt: hey Mattie, whadda ya wanna eat?

Kuma: the souls of the innocent!

Mattie: a bagel

Kuma: no!!!

Mattie: two bagels

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((Still not dead...))

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People portray APH America as a stupid and fat kid, but remember that:

- As stated by Himaruya, he has a body of a highschool jock.

- He has a habit of sticking his nose into other people’s business which makes it difficult for him to make friends.

-  He is also known for not being aware of how “the atmosphere” is when he is around others (which, at one point, he was told to read it), but it has been noted that it is not that he lacks the ability to “assess the situation”, he simply chooses not to.

- But, on multiple occasions it has been shown that, when calm or serious, America can become very logical, reading further into things than he usually would, and actually reading the atmosphere.

- His hobbies include quick-draw, archaeology, adventures, sports, [video]games, and making movies

- He has at least 238 weaknesses, one of those being Dora The Explorer

- He has a Mustang, a remodeled Caprice, a 1955 Thunderbird, and a DeLorean modeled after the car in the movie Back to the Future.

- he is jealous of all of the kids in his country that get presents from their fathers

- According to Prussia, America swims very quickly, like a shark.

- He was trained under Prussia for the Revolutionary War

and lastly,

 - He missed out on a lot of childhood things by growing physically mature so quickly

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*reblogs this every day for the rest of my life*