#theme rants

[bandomfandombeyond]

I really really hate whichever inconsiderate assholes made 8p font on blogs the social norm. It's so fucking ableist. And UGLY.

And for all the people saying "just use the zoom feature of your browser" fun fact: that doesn't work on dynamic themes, or themes with a sidebar, or or or

It's uglier to have a half-opaque filter over your whole blog and a font ants can barely read than it is to have a normal sized font on your theme and less visual interference.

[dramionerants]

I hate it when Hermione says "no", but Draco still knows better and he ends up having sex with her. I mean... She may be wet as hell and she may appear to be eager, but as long as she says "no", it means "no" and whatever Draco does to her is without her consent. (I'm not talking about roleplay.) I don't get why some authors think it's "cool" to involve such a scene (like Hermione doesn't mind him doing that to her at all). I know I would mind, to say the least.

[dramionerants]

those fanfiction where hermione stays in an abusive relationship with ron (or whoever) because she doesn't think she's good enough hahahahaha fuck no

[dramionerants]

tbh i hate fluffy draco i swear. tho i love anti-ron fics sorry not sorry!! i also hate harry/hermione pairings it's just weird. i dont like reading battle of hogwarts fics bc it just has so much drama im not kidding i just wanna read post hogwarts even if they're ooc hah. + insecure draco/hermione or nightmare d/h makes me believe the stories more. this honestly isnt a rant i think idek if i do this right it's almost midnight and i cant think straight bc dramione feels :(

[dramionerants]

I read this smut story that was good but at the end it was only imagined by H I think im about to cry

[dramionerants]

I don't mind marriage law fics, but I do mind when every one I read places Dramione in the Malfoy manor (even worse if Lucius and Narcissa live there too) they're adults for god sake, why do they always have to live in Malfoy manor with mummy and daddy!? It's not sexy....lol

[dramionerants]

Im generally pretty open to most Dramione writings (even the darker themes) but the one thing that completely turns me off is nicknames like Mia/Mya/Drake. I also hate it when writers decide to write endearments like "baby" or "honey". Dramione would never address each other this way. Also, what's up with portraying Draco as a spoilt brat after the age of 15. He may have been one before but he grew up. He's no longer mindlessly following Lucius' orders.

[dramionerants]

i agree with these other anons about associating canon next gen names with dramione but what I hate even more than that is fics where canon happened. why ship it if you're not going to have them end up together? also i hate it when they do the canon but split ron/hermione & astoria/draco up after the epilogue (mature dramione too) only to then pair up rose and scorpius. don't. just, don't.