#themortalmisfit

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themortalmisfit said: *puts dress on* *rows boat to a fight on a ship* *loses fight* *escapes from jail* *rows to cannibal island* Aw yeah a girl to be frenemies with B)

 naryamirlaurelin said: wind in your sails, wind in your sails

shiver me timbers

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For ten years I've been hoarding swag

me holds are burstin’ with swag

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 themortalmisfit said: eff u <3

back atcha bitch <3

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Ur blog is so fancy (◡‿◡✿) Post the porn u dream of

i’m fucking crying eve is my favourite person in the world

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there is nothing more heartwarming than being called names by your friend who are upset over things you reblogged (◡‿◡✿)

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look eve i wrote you a poem

To Eve

known as themortalmisfit; is it really a coincidence that your url rhymes with ’piece of shit’? No, I think not, and here’s why it makes sense

When we first met you were pretty okay Although you wouldn’t shut up about Magnus and Alec being gay then I followed you on tumblr and now you’re a huge pain in my ass stop reblogging angsty posts about Grantaire and Enjolras

‘you fucker’ I scream into the night as you tag me in that fucking horrible gif with gleeful delight I am starting to suspect that you are actually Satan Well at least I get some consolation In watching you cry over Nathan

But be warned sucker one day I’ll get my revenge you’ll regret that you were given emotions you silly wench

In conclusion I’d like to say you’re a dick but I love you anyway but I swear to god

one more time and here’s what I’ll do: force feed you tofu block google on your mac so you’ll have to use yahoo I’ll drop you from a plane unto the Andes in Peru where there’s no wifi and your only friend will be a gnu but let’s not argue because deep down I know you love me too ♥ ♥ ♥  

Sincerely yours, izyblue

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i'm going to write an autobiography and the first chapter will be named "go fuck yourself eve you piece of shit"

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Could you make a gif from the scene in the locker room right at the beginning of 2x5, when Nathan walks out and smacks his ass? Pretty please with Cornettos on top? :P

haha yes, i’ll make it now ^^